shainhouse Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 I'll start it off;'Industrialists Build Industry, Laziness Builds Civilizations' - Buddhist Proverb'If life isn't beautiful without the pain, then I never ever wanna feel beauty again' -Modest Mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 " Ow! Someone just him me with a Mr. Mic " - BeckBeck said this after my friend hit him mid-song with a Mr. Mic while performing in Toronto a number of years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 "I honestly believe I was born to do drugs."-You Know Who! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 "The Meaning of a word is its use." Ludwig Wittgenstein"Be the change you wish to see." Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 gotta love that one marco hahha"piss on my ass bitch!!!"thats by a boardie on here, lets see who knows who it is, lazlo dont you go spoilin it, cuz i know you know,, shit how could you not know that one, its right up your alley hahanow for a serious one, " if the whole world lived by tooth for a tooh, eye for an eye, the world would be one-eyed and toothless"something along those lines anyways, you get the idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 WAS IT TOOLY????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola! ~B.Dylan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 This one's for my Kingston highschool friends:Heather ( girlfriend ): " Ow Jim, you're hurting my arm "!Jim ( boyfriend ) Latimer: " No pain, no gain ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 see signature below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 "Always borrow money from pessimists, because they won't expect to get it back."-- Unknown by me, but it's in a book I'm readingAloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReDD Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." Edgar Allan Poe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Because I've already written a script called "Retarded Lonely Girl on the Internet Hurls Her Voice into the Void Nightly, Praying for Understanding". - KS making fun of internet trolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 now for a serious one, " if the whole world lived by tooth for a tooh, eye for an eye, the world would be one-eyed and toothless"something along those lines anyways, you get the idea I really do like your version Tooly. It's quite good. But I think Ghandi said, "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." Come to think of it, yours is far superior. "It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar." Jerome K. Jerome (1859 - 1927) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomFoolery Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 I once read a bunch of great drunk quotes - my favourite came from a Winston Churchill party performance:Woman to W.C.: "Winston, you're drunk!"W.C. to Woman: "Yes, madam, but in the morning I'll be sober. You will still be ugly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Vin Diesel built this city. He built this city on rock and roll.Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 " Speed kills Del " - Dr. Johnny Fever to stereo store owner Del Murdoch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."- Al Gore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - AristotleThis is my signature for my work e-mail :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 "You're only young once, but you can be immature forever."-- my (older) brotherAloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 " Right now... right now, it's time to.... KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERFUCKERS " - The MC5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 "The cancer of time is eating us away."- henry miller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemmingway. "I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example." Mick Miller. "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet." Oliver Herford. "Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." Alexai Sayle. Lots more here:http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 "I'm not going to vacuum until Hoover makes one you can ride on"~Roseanne Barr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 "I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me." —Washington D.C., April 14, 2005GWB you're full of gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 GWB you're full of gold!haha! Yeah, he's full of somethin' alright... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now