AD Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 In Scientology, we have the only successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. It's called Narconon.HAHA!! I almost fell off my chair laughing at that one!That is HI-lariousAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Oh man, this has gone beyond entertaining to sad...and way the fuck back to entertaining again. LMAO!!! It's reassuring to know that when I'm ready to get the ol' monkey off my back that Tommy will be there for me. I myself have helped hundreds of people get off drugs. Whatever, ya tosser! LOL This just gets more and more unbelievable (and, coincidentally, more humorous). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 (edited) All Tom Cruise needs is a good psychiatrist. [color:purple]YOU DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY OF PSYCHIATRY. I DO!!!. " Oh Jaimoe...now I'm really hoping you saw that Good Morning America clip (or wherever it was he freaked out about the use of anti-depressants) ".I indeed saw the clip. He still needs a shrink more than ever. So does that loon fake, B-level actress " girlfriend " of his. Edited July 18, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Yeah, I saw a Letterman rerun last week with her on it. What a little freakette. Her elusive responses to queries about their relationship could really lead you to believe that he hired her wannabe starlet ass. You could tell her blood was boiling. It was awesome. I was waiting for her to lose it. Alas, she just kept forcing that googley smile. Man, they are both so lame. I can't wait until this whole sham is over. In other news: I saw Rob Thomas's solo album on the New Releases shelf at HMV the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Cruise: I'm a helper. For instance, I myself have helped hundreds of people get off drugs. In Scientology, we have the only successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. It's called Narconon.SPIEGEL: That's not correct. Yours is never mentioned among the recognized detox programs. Independent experts warn against it because it is rooted in pseudo science.Cruise: You don't understand what I am saying. It's a statistically proven fact that there is only one successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. Period. This guy is such a disappointing proselytizing freakshow. Although disappointment would suggest a lowering of stature that never existed. I also saw Katie on Letterman and she was awkward at best. She's not entitled to have her blood boil, she's basically just Dawson's Creek's Joey with a couple of passable film credits under her belt. She can swallow whatever Dave's giving off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieknight Posted July 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 i am impressed with the mileage I got with this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Word of the day:proselytize'To attempt to convert another person to your beliefs'Zero and google are always the best for increasing one's vocabulary. I highly recommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 I've had a pretty longstanding crush on Katie Holmes.God damn Tom Cruise. God damn Tom Cruise to hell.:blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 I love how whenever he is challenged, he simply tells people they don't understand.I am growing to loathe Tom Cruise. The funny thing is, I think we're seeing the calm before the storm. I predict that within 12 months, he'll say or do something or have something revealed that will make all of this look like kid's play. The guy is a loon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 MarcO's vendetta makes Deeps giggle.There's no such thing as a vendetta I know.You wouldn't understand.Deeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 i think marco is right, i think tom is just getting started with his nutterbutter behaviours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Oh I agree! but I like how fired up MarcO gets.I wish I could see him reading and responding to the Tom Cruise news!heheDeeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 UPDATE: there is nothing weird about Tom Cruise. At all. Nothing. Everything is just fine, nothing to worry about. Confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Yeah, I heard that on the Fan today. You heard correctly, Tom Cruise confirms that he was Shakespear in a previous life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 I predict that within 12 months, he'll say or do something or have something revealed that will make all of this look like kid's play. The guy is a loon.there you have it. MarcO was Nostradamus in a past life.this is just off the charts nuttiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 wow...conquering nations and mass murder was more satisfying than babe dating and making huge bucks?Are these real quotes? That is insane! I new Shakespeare was a flake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Shake Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 (edited) Actually I always felt I was Tom Cruise in a future-life.Through my belov-ed Tom I chanelled Cuba Gooding Jr.'s voice, then a one-legged female carnival donkey ride operator, for an entire month. She wouldn't shut up. You wouldn't understand though. Edited August 23, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 thought MarcO was banned from reading the Toronto Fashion Monitor at work??Tom Cruise rocks. in all his lifetimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 tom cruise is just another name for excusei really don,t give a shit what he does or think or say,s we canadian,s are blown to the pit,s with all that bush is doing, along with martinmaybe they are more than leader,s ha lov,,,your artical is very good sure enjoyed reading itthey think we live in tee pee,s i think they live in bomb,s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 it's a big day! Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Expecting Their First Child I say, best of luck to the couple and their child. Who says true love is hard to find? As a first time mother, I expect Katie Holmes to revel in the magical experience. Kudos Tom, Katie! Kudos on creating your alien baby!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 hahahaha, I read this yesterday and knew this thread would resurface.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 my fave headline-Show me the mummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Proposed Names:Al Ian Cruise.orHaley N. Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 I don't know why I am posting this... other than it's funny as hell if true.Subject: FW: MR AND MRS CRUISE>>Some celebrity gossip....>>A friend of mine just got back from LA and heard this scoop about Tom>& Katie from someone who works at Universal. The source said that they>(Tom & Katie) have a 5-year contract and he's paying her $8 million.>The engagement happened so fast because Rob Thomas' (Matchbox 20)>wife caught Rob and and Tom in bed together and they rushed the>engagement>so that it would overshadow that scandal. Obv., take it with a grain>of salt.>Read below. This was just published.>>>Independent Sources Confirms Existence of Tom Cruise/Rob>Thomas Rumor.>>Independent Sources announced today that it has>uncovered a new, previously undiscovered Tom Cruise rumor:>>Tom Cruise and Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas are lovers!>Independent Sources has hesitated writing about Tom Cruise/Katie>Holmes for many reasons. First, there are other Hthings going on in the>world>that, believe it or not, rank higher on the importance scale. Second,>pretty much everything that can be said is being said.>>However, someone (I'll call her Mistress of the Hollywood Rumor) just>walked into Insider's office with the following dish that I feel>compelled to pass on. I did a quick check of Technorati and it wasn't>there. So even if it is not true, it is at least original.>>No doubt that anyone with an Internet connection has read about Tom>Cruise being gay. According to rumor lore, he has had a long-time>boyfriend in Chicago who is an Asian pilot for American Airlines.>This is an accusation that Cruise and more importantly Cruise's many>attorneys vehemently deny.>>There have been many stories that supposedly corroborate his>Sexuality but never a smoking gun. Rumor mongers attribute this to the>fact>that Cruise goes to great lengths to cover his tracks. We are told that>everyone around him signs extensive confidentiality contracts with>enormous penalties for indiscretion. (Exhibit A: the 8-page>confidentiality contract Cruise's housekeeper was forced to sign).>>Such stories have been around for years and Cruise has evidently>attempted to counter them with a series of high-profile>heteronormative relationships. First, Nicole Kidman, then PenelopeCruz,>and most>recently Katie Holmes. In each instance, the "relationship" is>actually a contract that gives the women a boost to their careers, alot>of>money, and an elegant lifestyle.>>Here is where this particular rumor gets interesting. Not long ago,>Marisol, the wife of Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas (who has had to>contend with his own rumors of bi-sexuality) found her husband in bed>with Tom Cruise causing Cruise's people to shift into high gear.>>First, Mrs. Rob Thomas was bought off for an undetermined sum.>Second, Cruise and his handlers set out to immediately find Cruise a>girlfriend. Second-tier actresses were targeted. A list was drawn up>with Jessica Alba (#1 pick) and three other girls who fell out for>various reasons. Originally targeted (#3 I think) but later rejected>as "undesirable" was rumor queen Lindsay Lohan. Way down at #5 on the>List was Katie Holmes, but that was the one with whom they were able to>strike a deal.>>Once the contact was signed, photo ops were set up, leaks were made>to the right places, and we've had celebrity relationship on steroids>ever since.> > >>One thing I will credit this rumor for is how it nicely explains>Tom's behavior this past few months-including the couch jumping episode>on>Oprah. Cruise simply didn't have time for the Holmes rumors to>circulate at its normal speed and he couldn't allow it to be second>page news while the tabloids focused on Brad, Jennifer and Angelina.>No, this relationship had to immediately become the "it" topic.>>Well, that's how we hear it.>[A reminder to those of you reading this who have trouble>differentiating truth from unsubstantiated rumor: at this point this>is all conjecture. All we are doing is confirming the existence of a>rumor that the Mistress tells us is all over Hollywood.]>We should also add that this story is a bit of a departure for us.>If you are interested in keeping up to date on it and>other celebrity gossip, we suggest Defamer.comwhat were they doing in bed?hope not like the racoon and doggie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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