guigsy Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 man, everytime i turn around someone at work is getting pregnant!4 of my staff are all now carrying, all within a few months of each other... 2 of them within weeks... i dunno, i've had a lot of jobs, but this is incredible, 4 people in the same workplace.. must be something in the air... i'll tell ya though, this is a great exercise in patience, sensitivity, moodswings, eating habits, etc for me... you know, should i ever impregnate someone... should probably start with a date first, i dont wanna get ahead of myself here... but wow... not sure why im typing this here, im just kinda blown away... crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Its cuz it's contagious. Dont let anyone cough on you, and remember to wash your hands after using the bathroom, thats where germs spread the most.But if you do happen to knock someone up, take full advantage of the eating habits. Its not often in your life that your woman will let you eat a double quarter-pounder for dinner and finish it off with a large Blizzard for desert...every night of the week. Mmmmm....Double quarter pounder Blizzard....mmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Condoms have helped keep my diet normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Guigs...you're adorable Good to hear you're looking for a first date....heehees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted February 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 im bringin' bananas and a box of condoms to our next meeting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Dude, you shouldnt eat condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted February 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 you know, should i ever impregnate someone... should probably start with a date first, i dont wanna get ahead of myself here... but wow... not sure why im typing this here, im just kinda blown away... crazy.lolol love how you just trailed off there...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 there IS something oddly "catching" about pregnancy. In an old teacher work-room, the chair I vacated upon my maternity leave got 3 fellow staff members pregnant in succession. (One was even a guy!) It was too funny....and eventually, the woo-woo feeling around the chair's power got to the point where it had to be stored in a closet!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 mental note: don't date quigsy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 How many Jambabies do we have here now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 How many Jambabies do we have here now?dimafleck's one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 When the babies are born, check out the eyes, nose and hair. Then compare them to your manager's.Don't forget this pregnancy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 When the babies are born, check out the eyes, nose and hair. Then compare them to your manager's.Don't forget this pregnancy!Check fingers and toes first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 guigsy you're so not alone!i think we're onto baby boomers part two or something.i know SEVEN people (my brother included) with projected september birthdates in the near future. it's absolutely crazy and has mind boggled me now.something is definitely in the air. we're breeding for a reason!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bennyd Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 September babies are a direct result of to much egg-nog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevO Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 My sister in law is also preggo, and due in September. I'm gonna be an uncle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.O.B.E Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 my wife is due in June 4th...Mulvee and his wife just had a baby boy last week.I heard something about people who had blackout babies (myself included) are now having second children, or something to that extent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 More babies = good. May they all be more intelligent, sensitive, and capable than we have been in our own generation. "Yet if nothing else, each time a new baby is born there is a possibility of reprieve. Each child is a new being, a potential prophet, a new spiritual prince, a new spark of light, precipitated into the outer darkness. Who are we to decide that it is hopeless?" R.D. Laing (Plus, there's nothing like that new-baby smell ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.O.B.E Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 That all depends on which smell you speak of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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