Tooly Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 yeah i bet that girl is effin pissed at you right now for eating a wack of booms then ditching herid call her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 If I decided to trip with someone and go to a public place and then they ditched me I would be beyond pissed. some advice...eating your shrooms slowly, over time might help the pant shitting issue--if it's even true.You should have let her in on it at the museum, taking off on her is unforgivable, I wouldn't expect too much now. I would call and at least appologize--.02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Send her one of your ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Funny, if I shit my pants in public, I don't think I would go on the Internet and share my experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Was it more of a shart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Happens to me all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Funny, if I shit my pants in public, I don't think I would go on the Internet and share my experience.i actually shit my pants in the office one day, sitting right beside my boss. i was sure i was only gonna fart, but then the floodgates opened. i was honest. i turned to him and matter of factly told him i had to go home and change my pants because i just shit myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 (edited) i think this needs to be investigated further, maybe she shit her pants too, and that's why she hasn't called back herself.Either way, if you'll just leave the name and number of where the shrooms came from, a scientific test can take place, with the Skanks as the subjects, to find if these particular boomers cause spontaneaous shitting in the pants. Edited March 7, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Quite the charmer you are!!! ROTFLMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 I think we need clearly to establish that the simple past tense of "to shit" is "shat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 It's love at first shit in my opinion and if you can't be honest about your psychadelic bathroom experiences with your woman, ya'll don't have much of a future. Let her know how you shit..... feel. If she doesn't understand, ask Pablo Sanchez. He'll have some ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 ohh dios mio. lmao. this can't be a true story. guigsy and DEM, you kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieknight Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 True or not, I'd like to nominate this post for the thread of the year category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Or "thread of the rear"...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 lolthis just keeps getting funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 so i ran to the bank, took out 100 bucks and took a 90 dollar cab ride home...i felt so sorry for the cabbie.i haven't had the courage to call her since...what should i do? I'd like to hear more about the cab ride, the clean up process, and the powerful shame spiral that must've swallowed up your evening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 I can also see an endorsement/commercial for whatever brand of laundry detergent managed to clean up the situation...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 i can just see the cabbie eyeballing him in the rearview while hes wrinkling his nose and wondering why this stinky dude has got big puddles of pupils Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 this is why "what goes on at the party, stays at the party!"(unless it ends up in your shorts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayr Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hopefully your girlfreind doesn't visit this site, you'd be screwed!! I'd tell her you got a nose bleed and ran to the bathroom, then when you came out and the shrooms were really kicking in you couldn't find her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 didn't you star in some Kaopectate commercial? guess you're not using the product Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 At least he saved money on the "corking fee." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 If Skanc threads had a Hallowe'en costume party all their own, this one could easily take first prize in the "Skanc thread dressed as a lame PT thread" category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkling Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 If the shrooms had that horrific of an effect on yourself.....how do you know that your friend didn't turn around to find you, realized you were gone, and started to panic because her partner in crime had ditched her. The mushrooms took effect and she stetched out in the middle of the museum and took off herself.If it was myself, and my friend took off right at the start of the mush trip; i might get a little paranoid in such a public place.I hope your friend didn't freak out and get lost in her trip around downtown....maybe you should call her to make sure she made it home safe.p.s. What does a pair of shitty underpants look like on a mush trip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ge-off Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 p.s. What does a pair of shitty underpants look like on a mush trip?woah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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