peipunk Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 hahahaha, both of those pictures are hilarious. I love this "snakes on a plane" thing and the fact that it is growing into a phenomenon(internet phenomenon, that is). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbeLincoln Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 You all laugh now, but when Snakes on a Plane II: Pain in the Asp is released with Micheal Ironside in the lead role, you'll be hanging your heads in shame while climbing on the bandwagon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Not to mention Snakes on a Plane III: The Boeing Constrictor...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I read in the Dose today that after a fan sent in an audio representation of Samuel Muthafuckin' Jackson saying "I want these Muthafuckin' snakes off of the muthafuckin' plane!"...they went back to the studio and shot that scene and line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbeLincoln Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm gonna hire Sam Jackson to sit in the back of my Subaru and shout "Get your muthafuckin' car off of the muthafuckin' road" at all of the other vehicles I pass by. He'll have to say "poopy diaper" instead of "muthafuckin'" when my son's in the car, but it would still be sweetilicious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 They should enlist this dude for the sequel: CANADA'S PREMIERE ACTION HERO! If he's not Canadian, he should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Snakes On a Plane IV - Monty Python's Flying Circus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbeLincoln Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 The inevitable adult video knock-offSnakes on a Plane XXX - Is That an Anaconda in Your Carry-On or Are You Just Happy to See Me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Omigod, this is hilarious... I wish I wrote it...Snakes on a Plane: FAQ (From Cracked.com)It’s conclusive: Snakes on a Plane fever, the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson biopic from New Line Cinema, has gripped the Internet. “Will there be snakes?†“What’s all this about a plane?†“Will the snakes be naked?†“Will Samuel L. Jackson be naked?†“Why am I naked?†“What did you put in this dip? It’s delicious!†These questions and more cascade from the Internet daily, and will for the next three days, until a cooked turkey falls out of Paris Hilton’s vagina or something equally ludicrous happens to distract us all for another three days. In an effort to placate you muttonheads and please our advertisers, let’s answer the most common questions about THE GREATEST PIECE OF CINEMA EVER (forthcoming)! Q: No seriously, what is this movie about?A: Snakes on a plane. What was Robocop about? A Robotic cop. Same principle. Stay with the group.Q: How did this movie ever get made? A: We’d imagine the pitch for the movie went something like this:Writer: “It’s a movie with Samuel L. Jackson...â€Studio Exec: “What’s it called? What’s it about?â€Writer: “Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane.â€Studio Exec: â€I like your moxie. Sold.†(Sprinkling millions of dollars onto table) “Now, who do I have to blow around here to get some coke injected into the tip of my cock?â€Q: I heard the movie has gone into re-shoots? Did it test poorly? A: On the contrary. Recent internet buzz concerning the film has reached such fever pitch regarding how awesomely stupid the film sounds that the studio has gone back to make the movie even more awesomely stupid, ratcheting up its rating to a hard R. Look for snakes to relieve attractive young stewardesses of their undergarments, and a stirring scene of a nude Samuel L. Jackson beating a snake to death with a bunch of other snakes. Q: I’ve heard so many theories about where the idea for the film came from: Some say that it was originally an SNL skit. Others say it was based on a true story and that it really happened to a Brazilian soccer team on a boat. What’s the truth? A: While there was once a skit that featured Will Ferrell as a pilot who had been bitten by a cobra, the concept behind the film actually originates from the little-known John Denver track Snake Attack (on a Jetplane) from his seminal 1968 album John Denver Fucktastic Super-Hits. Q: Why is every other word out of Samuel L. Jackson’s mouth “motherfuckerâ€? A: Because he’s black. More specifically, a white, rich Jewish screenwriter’s best guess as to what a black person might actually sound like. Q: Speaking of Sam Jackson, or more accurately screaming of him, how many movies can one man legally appear in before his agent intervenes? A: Yeah, we saw what you did there with the speaking of/screaming of thing. How about you stick to asking the questions and leave the jokes up to us, Johnny Carson. You’re the set-up man, the straight man, the comedic foil, understand? [bowtie twirls with whizzing sound] Say!Q: OK, do you have a joke about Samuel L Jackson being in a lot of movies? A: Actually, Snakes on a Plane makes lucky number 47 for Samuel L. Jackson in the 2006 calendar year, continuing his streak of letting his German Shephard Bunches pick his scripts after Jackson fans them out on his carpet. His daughter reportedly asked him to proofread her history term paper last fall and he signed on to play the lead. (Why the United States of America is the Greatest President in the History of the Country, due out 2009.) And in case you were wondering: yes, we just implied Samuel L. Jackson’s daughter is clinically retarded. Unless of course she’s actually retarded, in which case the correct term is “mentally challenged†or “MTV’s Bam.â€Q: I thought this movie was called Flight 121! What’s the deal? A: It’s true; the movie was in jeopardy of being called Flight 121. Can you fucking believe that? What does Flight 121 have to do with snakes, no-nonsense black guys, or possible reptile dick-bites? Good move on the change-back, Hollywood. I’ve always trusted your taste and vision. Q: But won’t Spike Lee find a way to say that SoaP is racist? A: Spike Lee calls his chicken sandwich at Wendy’s racist. Also, Spike just made his first hit movie in 20 years—so we’re guessing that buys filmmakers about five years before he re-devotes his career to criticizing movies that do better at the box office than his. Get ‘em in while you can, boys!Q: Everyone’s laughing at the idea of Snakes on a Plane, but is the film in on the joke? A: Well yes and no. The creative people involved seem to understand that their film will be laughed at rather than with and have more or less embraced that fact. However, the studio’s recent attempt to rename the film Flight 121 indicates that when they green-lit the film, the executives thought it was a straight-laced thriller. In other words, there‘s at least one executive in LA who allowed the following phrase to pass through his mind: “I find it plausible that a world-class assassin trying to kill a single person on a plane would release dozens of venomous snakes onto said plane, knowing full well that he would be stuck on a plane full of venomous snakes for the next three hours. I find this premise so believable and not at all laughable that I will invest millions of dollars into turning this nascent premise into a compelling edge-of-your-seat film. Also, apropos of nothing, I seem to have shat myself.†Basically, the film is the cinematic equivalent of the high school class picture in which half the guys do the shocker and the teachers allow it into the yearbook because they don’t know what the shocker is. Q: Oh, is that what my peers were doing? They told me it was a peace sign. A: Reach behind you and pull the sign off of your back. That’s their nickname for you. It has something to do with the size of your head. Sorry. Q: Will I always find Snakes on a Plane so irrefutably hilarious? A: Although it might not seem like it right now, Snakes on a Plane will follow the path blazed by other internet humor fads like The Brokeback Mountain Parodies, The Chronicles of Narnia Rap and Chuck Norris internet shrines. Sure, last week it was fun to knowingly utter the line “I want these motherfuckin’ snakes off the motherfuckin’ plane†with your buddy at work. Just wait till two weeks from now, when Darryl from HR is forwarding around his website devoted to Snakes on a Plane macaroni art and you’re wondering whether it’s possible to staple your eyelids to your cheeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodRev Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Basically, the film is the cinematic equivalent of the high school class picture in which half the guys do the shocker and the teachers allow it into the yearbook because they don’t know what the shocker is.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 I gotta get me a copy of "John Denver Fucktastic Super-Hits".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbeLincoln Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 speaking of The Shocker ...for the blow by blow account! T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Snakes on a PT cruiser!NAPLES, Fla. Mar 30, 2006 (AP)— A man crashed his car after a pet snake he had wrapped around his neck began attacking him, authorities said. Witnesses reported that Courtland Page Johnson, 30, of East Naples, was driving erratically and crashed his PT Cruiser into several barricades about 9 p.m. Tuesday. He got out of his car, wrestled with the snake and then drove off, reports said. When authorities caught up with Johnson at his home, he told them he crashed into another car that had stopped short in front of him. After questioning, Johnson admitted he panicked when his snake bit him. He had cuts and freshly dried blood on his body, but did not need medical attention, reports said. Johnson was charged with leaving the scene of a crash. Information from: Naples Daily News, http://www.naplesnews.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 This thing is just too funny. After a couple of days with a break, I woke up this morning with the phrase "snakes on a plane" going through my head. What a cultural landmark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatpatguy Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 I wonder if it's illegal to joke about Snakes On A Plane at the airport? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rubberdinghy Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 I bet this will make more money than Basic Instinct 2 in it's first hour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 God, this is all killing me. Maybe some of you found your pics here, but no one has put this link up yet:Everything Snakes on a Plane: Snakes On A Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 This film better win an Oscar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Scroll down for exclusive footage of Snakes on a Plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 I truly cannot get enough of Snakes on a Plane.Is it wrong that when I picture opening day of SoaP, I picture throngs of people lining up for days, possibly in SLJ costume, a la those Star Wars movies? I really think it's going to happen.Snakes on a Plane!! Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 I truly cannot get enough of Snakes on a Plane.Is it wrong that when I picture opening day of SoaP, I picture throngs of people lining up for days, possibly in SLJ costume, a la those Star Wars movies? I really think it's going to happen.Snakes on a Plane!! Yeah!Oh man, just picture it, opening day... someone lets loose...SNAKES IN A CINEMA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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