Booche Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 I cant wait for the sequel, Snakes On A Trane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 I cant wait for the sequel, Snakes On A Trane.Are you drunk already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 No, he's hallucinating. In particular, he's seeing visuals including John Coltrane covered in snakes...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Cool . A Love Snakepreme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 POSSIBLE "SURPRISE"ENDINGS TO THE NEWSAMUEL L. JACKSON FILMSNAKES ON A PLANE.BY MARC KEINATH AND KYLE NUSKE - - - -Scenario OneSamuel L. Jackson discovers a new superbreed of snake, developed by the United States military, on board the plane. Quickly realizing that this snake could destroy the world, and knowing he would rather die than risk bringing this monster to the mainland, he decides to crash the plane into an offshore nitroglycerin plant.Scenario TwoAfter single-handedly killing all snakes on board and landing the plane, Jackson steps onto the tarmac and removes his trench coat only to reveal that he is, in fact, made entirely out of snakes.Scenario ThreeWhile on the bus ride home from the airport, Jackson notices the bus driver seems nervous. The driver informs him that if the bus goes slower than 55 mph, snakes will drop from the ceiling. Samuel looks directly at the camera and says, "Here we go again!"Scenario FourAs the plane is landing, Samuel Jackson is battling the last snake on the plane: a giant anaconda named Nancy. When he is about to let Nancy live by trapping her in a large duffle bag, he notices his father's wristwatch around her neck. Realizing that this is the snake that killed the man who raised him, Sam entangles Nancy's tail in the landing gear, simultaneously puréeing the beast and attaining the vengeance he has sought since age 13.Scenario FiveAll the snakes on the plane have been killed, and the only thing left to do is land the plane. That is, of course, until an Arabic man strapped with C4 explosives says he is going to crash the plane into the Golden Gate Bridge. Knowing he would rather die than risk bringing this monster to the mainland, Samuel L. Jackson decides to crash the plane into an offshore nitroglycerin plant. Unfortunately, the resulting explosion from the plane, terrorist, and nitroglycerin combo creates a tidal wave that destroys San Francisco. The Golden Gate Bridge stands, however, and is renamed the Jackson Bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 snakes in a bank...JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African judge on Wednesday barred a dissatisfied customer from entering any Absa bank branch after his pet snakes bit one person when he released them inside the headquarters of the country's largest bank.Absa had requested the restraining order against Jan Abel Manamela, who released five poisonous Puff adder snakes at the bank's Johannesburg headquarters in 2004, the South African Press Association (SAPA) said.Manamela was sentenced to three years in prison following the incident but was released on parole in February.Manamela had accused Absa of defrauding him after it sold his pickup truck following what it said was his failure to pay off a loan.He later threatened to blow up the bank, demanded payment of 10 million rand ($1.6 million) and eventually released what he described as his "pet" snakes in the bank, SAPA said.Judge Eben Jordaan's order forbade Manamela from contacting, threatening or molesting Absa employees, customers and attorneys and bars him from entering any bank office or branch, SAPA said.© Reuters 2006. All Rights Reserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 This is now being discussed on CBC I, The Current. They're wondering whether this is going to become a cult classic. "It's totally bereft of metaphor," says the reviewer. I think I'll have to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 I think Inglewood Jack will use "Totally Bereft Of Metaphor" as a song title.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 I think Inglewood Jack will use "Totally Bereft Of Metaphor" as a song title.Aloha,BradI concur....great song title. I've had "metaphor on the brain" since reading this gem yesterday in the Colbert thread: Jesse Jackson is here, the Reverend. Haven't heard from the Reverend in a little while. I had him on the show. Very interesting and challenging interview. You can ask him anything, but he's going to say what he wants, at the pace that he wants. It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 and I think to myself, "what a wonderful world"."Prepare to Be Scared Like a Little Goddamn Bitch."classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 This is now being discussed on CBC I, The Current. They're wondering whether this is going to become a cult classic. "It's totally bereft of metaphor," says the reviewer.I think the pretentiousness of this conversation would have made my head explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Yeah, you'd have to expect that. They had some extra bits that were kind of cute, though. Who knew there was a Snakes on the Plane song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Wait, there are snakes on a plane...and they're singing? Coming soon to an upscale downtown with a renovated theatre near you: "Snakes On A Plane: The Musical"...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Who's gonna be the first to bust out a Snakes on a Plane jam? Maybe fit it into an Animals inspired setlist:Pigs on the Wing Part 1 >Snakes on a Plane jam >Pigs on the Wing Part 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatpatguy Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 for those who missed The Current this morning, you can listen to the Snake On A Plane story on the website: http://www.cbc.ca/thecurrent/2006/200605/20060504.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Who's gonna be the first to bust out a Snakes on a Plane jam? Maybe fit it into an Animals inspired setlist:Pigs on the Wing Part 1 > Snakes on a Plane jam > Pigs on the Wing Part 2 you can add Goats on a Boat to that setlist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I heard "Crabs in a Cab" is the 3rd installment in this epic series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 I heard "Crabs in a Cab" is the 3rd installment in this epic seriesActually, that's the title of my autobiography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 I heard "Crabs in a Cab" is the 3rd installment in this epic seriesActually' date=' that's the title of my autobiography.[/quote']i heard the sequel's called "Scabs on my Slab" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 i heard the sequel's called "Scabs on my Slab"No, that's for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 This is, by far, my favourite. The comingling of 2 sub-pop-culture phenomena: Snakes on a Plane and Degrassi. Pure genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 I had a wicked horrible nightmare about these wolves last night...actually woke up snarling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 S.O.A.P. trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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