Davey Boy 2.0 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Mike Harris for staff fridge patrol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 btw stonemtn, i do think your legal advice is right here....just teasing ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 No worries. It's just my opinion. I could be wrong (although I don't think so).[color:purple]Besides, I'll just kick your ass the next time I see you to make up for it. Time to open a can-o-whooopass on Phorbesie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 you'd better not go to india sugarmegs although i find the story funny, i think the main problem is that someone else (innocent) in the office might have accidentally drank it...like working late at night, and intending to replace it first thing the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 no, i think you are right stonemtn. (see my last post) also the thing you mentioned about people getting in trouble for booby-trapping their property or some such thing, i've heard about that before as well... ps. i'll take you DOWN. i'll take you down to chinatown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 ps. i'll take you DOWN. i'll take you down to chinatown You're probably right. I am a bit of a scrawny little wimp. I'll probably just kick you in the shins, and then run and hide behind Lassie. TAKE THAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 or sic franti on me...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 maybe you should spray each other with toilet waterthen again you might attract yourselves some Lorda, so be careful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 meow. Battle Royal! Now all holy trinity I am Canadian puritan BS aside..what kind of leg breaking trap can be set for bike thieves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 No, the point is that people who willingly decide to put someones health at risk deserve a serious reprimand from their boss because alternate avenues could have been attempted.Yah, like the time you ratted me out for farting at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 (edited) One other point that I thought of last night about this whole revenge trick is this - think about how gross it is that someone put toilet water in the fridge! And could she fill the bottle without touching the toilet water with her hands? AND then wouldn’t there be some water on the outside of the bottle? The very same bottle that is next to your lunches in the fridge! Not one single person in the office is concerned (and there's well over 20 people that know about this situation) . They are all very happy that she did what she did, cause people are sick and tired of losing their lunches and drinks!Secondly, she was very careful and washed everything off and her hands too.Thirdly, there is "probably" more bacteria on door knobs, buses, Keyboards, railings, etc, etc from people not washing their hands then there is in a toilet. And people are talking about how toxic the cleaner is...... well from the small amount they would have drank you are "probably" ingesting more toxins on your vegetables, and inhaling more toxins from the air then the toilet water. (that being said i'm not a scientist, i've just heard some pretty filthy reports in the past)And it wouldn't have been an innocent person who would have drank the water....this person was breaking open her bags to get to it. Edited August 25, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 well, you got pretty squeamish about the chance that you might touch a drop of toilet water (which is clean anyway)...lol. get ready for no toilet paper! and people cooking your food with their poopy hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 get ready for no toilet paper! and people cooking your food with their poopy hands India is just like Grateful Dead tour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 But people poo in toilets, not on my vegetables.And um, sometimes, um, some, um, poo, um stays on the toilet after you flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 (that being said i'm not a scientist, i've just heard some pretty filthy reports in the past)Well, I dont eat Douglas's farts or let her piss on my face because I dont think it is particularily healthy. That is what the see-through casserole dish is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Sunshine, do you work with tubgirl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 I'm sure more toilets get poo'd in then vegetables that are served on my plate, if I was a bettin' man I'd take those odds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 But people poo in toilets, not on my vegetables.And um, sometimes, um, some, um, poo, um stays on the toilet after you flush. I'm not saying it's not a valid point....but people touch your vegetables at the grocery store with poo on their hands, and there's pesticides on your vegetables, and your mushrooms are grown in poo...... (and then the next point some one will try and argue is yes but you wash them before you eat them....TRUE but you've already touched them before that and probably have touched your mouth a million times before you got home) All I'm trying to get across is there truly are everyday common things that are just as bad for you as the toilet water that we are in contact with all the time. FUCK I LOVE POO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Merde! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 so, did it work? Did the thief stop thieving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 so, did it work? Did the thief stop thieving? Yes it did....nothing has been missing in the past 2 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateaux Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Properly treated manure is just shit!! It's all fackin poop! This thread is uber hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 And don't forget, people: everybody poops. "Mr. Poop just wants to see the light..."Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 StnMtn, using the lyrics from Willie Nelson's Stay All Night, would the mule win this lawsuit?Sitting in the window, singing to my loveSlop bucket fell from the window up aboveMule and the grasshopper eatin ice creammule got sick, so they laid him on the green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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