bokonon Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Get A Room forum please Get a room? You want to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 things and I have no problem killing people (or anything else for that matter) to protect it, you dirty drug addict. how come you are not in afgastian????// you wouldn,t have the balls to make it through boot camp this is not a site for bringing out any anger seriously go blow your horn some where else ass hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 I didn't interpret what ollie wrote as intending that he'd leave anyone behind/vulnerable (he made no mention of anyone else in his description of what he'd do). Hey, who knew I was being discussed here! Yes, I do believe I used the phrase "first option" and not "solution", although I do like the idea that there is some sort of Ollie Solution out there. I just wanted to point out that avoiding physical confrontation is your best option if it's available -- you don't have to be hero. I will say though that I am bothered by the chest thumping that comes with some of the pro-"blow the muthafuggers away" opinion. Feels like a bit of an unnecessary hard man competition. Life is precious and decisions carry consequences. I think Traveler's post up above does a good job of pointing this out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 I'd like to second the motion for a bokonon forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 boinkonon forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 I've got a grievance. Why didnt any of you tell me that the Foo Fighters were coming to town? The best seats available are in the 200's. I hate people. (Hahahaha, Boinkonon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 There was a guy trying to break in by my back door. I got my bat and waited patiently. Then it occured to me that I would have to deal with the cops, probably cripple some drug addict, etc. So I calmed myself down. My dog Roots scared him away. Good Dog!Sounds like a dream I had last night about John Bon Jovi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Who washed your sheets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Boinkonon is brilliant! (the name) although i'm pretty sure she's a smart cookie too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 this thread is mostly men...as for me, i would definitely choose ESCAPE over any kind of confrontation with someone in my house. i don't have any others to worry about except me, so that's easy. i do keep a fire extinguisher by my bed though, so i figure if i need to bonk someone on the head i could try that or else blast them with high pressure foam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 blast em in the eye area with the foam then bonk em over the head.maybe you can get Velvet to help you run through a mock break-in scenario, just make sure he wears a helmet and has plenty of booze in him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 ha ha ha i love your picture will you protect me? ho ho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 this is not a site for bringing out any anger seriouslygo blow your horn somewhere elseass hole I can't begin to say how much I love this.Can it be on the front page always?I have no compunction about people using force to protect loved ones.But stuff/things?C'mon.I don't care how hard you worked for something- it doesn't compare to human life in the slightest.And if that "dirty, drug, addict" ever cleans up?They will have worked far harder than most can fathom, most assuredly more than anybody has worked for their tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 I have no compunction about people using force to protect loved ones.But stuff/things?C'mon.I don't care how hard you worked for something- it doesn't compare to human life in the slightest.I fully agree with you Allison. People have to detach themselves from their stuff. While we may think that some things are irreplaceable, there's nothing as important as our own lives and those of our loved ones. Ask yourself, what would you do if your house burned down? Would you be forever grieving about the loss of your tv, stereo, ipod, etc.? Shit, you can always replace those things. Family heirlooms, photos, and such would be a real drag to lose, but we can backup photos now. Send a DVD of photos to your folks as backup. Music? We can always get that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 (edited) Lisa: I'll stop buying Malibu Stacey clothing.Bart: And I'll take up smoking and give that up.Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar. [gives a dollar bill to Bart]Lisa: But he didn't do anything!Homer: Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he? Edited December 7, 2007 by Guest erthswrsrtthj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogatthestation Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 (edited) So I wake up this morning, come down stars , make some coffee, and come sit at my computer. I like to keep the house at a cool 64 degrees Fahrenheit (I'm energy conscious what can I say). So I got the coffee resting comfortable between my legs to keep my nads warm. I'm in my jammies because why the fuck would I be interested in getting dressed.Anyways, my cat decides to jump up on me, and fucking disaster man. Spills my coffee all over me and her. Now my dink is all scalded and sticky and my cat is running around the house freaking out!!.Anyways my point here is that if I can't deal with a hot wet pussy desperate for my love and affection I am probably woefully unprepared to deal with anyone trying to break into my house.FACK!! Edited December 7, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 if I can't deal with a hot wet pussy desperate for my love and affection I am probably woefully unprepared to deal with anyone trying to break into my house. game over. you win!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 you dealt with a bat pretty handily that one time though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 So I wake up this morning, come down stars , make some coffee, and come sit at my computer. I like to keep the house at a cool 64 degrees Fahrenheit (I'm energy conscious what can I say). So I got the coffee resting comfortable between my legs to keep my nads warm. I'm in my jammies because why the fuck would I be interested in getting dressed.Anyways, my cat decides to jump up on me, and fucking disaster man. Spills my coffee all over me and her. Now my dink is all scalded and sticky and my cat is running around the house freaking out!!.Anyways my point here is that if I can't deal with a hot wet pussy desperate for my love and affection I am probably woefully unprepared to deal with anyone trying to break into my house.FACK!! GREAT STORY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 I'd like to second the motion for a bokonon forum. Can I really get my own forum? I promise it'll be all about the sexy time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 (edited) I third this.. Edited December 7, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr8FuL Posted December 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 no arguement here....even though this is the "LETS ARGUE" thread.... bokonon.....FUCK YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 bokonon.....FUCK YOU No argument here, either. FUCK YOU, TOO GR8TFUL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr8FuL Posted December 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 its Gr8Ful not Gr8Tful no T in it...pfffffft you're such an idiot :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 blast em in the eye area with the foam then bonk em over the head.maybe you can get Velvet to help you run through a mock break-in scenario, just make sure he wears a helmet and has plenty of booze in himIn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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