Patchoulia Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Dear Work,Thanks for the perks.Love,JuliaP.S. Oh, and the paycheque(s)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Dear work,this is kind of a preemptive strike. I got a feeling I'm going to be developing some new hatred towards you soon. Watch yer back, jerk. :susel: Ahhh, we're back to this are we Dave? Come visit me up at Fairview sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Dear work, It hurts me when I think of how we almost broke up today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Dear work --I've been sorta, kinda faking it through our morning stand-up meetings and then, generally, effing off until the next meeting where I sorta, kinda fake it through again.While I haven't been explicitly dishonest about anything, I do have to admit that I am somewhere deep inside of me aware that you are under the impression that I have been more productive than I have been.If you had seen the twists and turns that my life has taken over the last number of months, you would understand. But that would make this more of an audience-watching-a-soap-opera vs. colleagues-involved-in-a-mutual-endeavor sort of affair.Not only will I suck it up, but I am presently engaged in the process of doing that sucking. I won't fail you, but I'll probably continue to fake my way through morning meetings and my coffee traveller mug will probably still actually be full of wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Dear work,I know it's Monday and my expected output that I get financially rewarded for is supposed to start now, however I look at you and am hit with a wave of simultaneous disinterest and disgust. It could be that the routine is getting to me, it could be that I have too many other things on my mind to worry about such trivial things like expense reports, or it could be the five hours of sleep I got last night. Regardless of the cause one thing is clear: do not want.My mind has already checked out for today, but I have kindly left my body in place to at least give off the impression that some level of productivity will be achieved. It won't.Have a good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted June 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Dear work,F**k, you guys are stupid today. Even the extra-stupid, extra-smelly troll is dumber and smellier than usual.You dick, what gives? We were getting along so well. Gotta feeling I'm taking a lot of beer/WorldCup breaks this afternoon, you big blue jerk!Ahhh! :chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Dear work, I'll see you Monday for the first time in a few weeks. I'd like to say I missed you, but I haven't. I'll make sure I am nice and hung over for you. I may even consider puking all over you.regards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Dear boiler rat's work,I'll see to it that what he said happens.~Schwa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted June 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Dear boiler rat's work,Man, now Schwa's mad atcha. You'd better look out. :susel: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Dear Work, You have blocked a lot of fun sites.Anyone know if there are ways around this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Dear Work, You extremely efficient at wasting my time. Well played.Sincerely,IanP.S. Go Fuck yourself you ungrateful little prick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Dear Work, You have blocked a lot of fun sites.Anyone know if there are ways around this?Lookin' to lose another job? smrt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 meehhh.. F facebook. comedynetwork.ca still works. This should kill some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Dear work,I know it's temporary, but I freaking love having you out of my life. Hal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted December 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dear work, It is Christmas Eve. I'm supposed to be paid today. Where is my money?!!!! You heartless monsters, you've hit a new standard of infamy this time. Really, no money at all, at Christmas??? You fat f**ks. I hope you get hit by a convoy of trucks. F**k you! Love, mister slippery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Dear work,It is Christmas Eve. I'm supposed to be paid today. Where is my money?!!!! You heartless monsters, you've hit a new stabndard of infamy this time. Really, no money at all, at Christmas??? You fat f**ks. I hope you get hit by a convoy of trucks. F**k you! Love, mister slippery That's bullshit. sorry to hear that Dave. Kick soimebodies ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted December 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Hmm, handin out asswhoopins sounds like a good idea Chris.Im gonna go take it out on someone at random.Thanks, buddy. All the best. :chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 That sucks. I hope it doesn't impede any drinking plans! Happy Holidays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted November 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Dear Work,man, it's still only November?F**k, this December's gonna be brutal.Don't f**k with me, OK? :chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted December 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Dear work,OK, now it's December. This month is gonna suck!Carry on. :chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) I can really relate to this thread this week. I really need a lot of these right now::chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: :chug: Edited December 2, 2011 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybone Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Dear work,For the first time in my life, you rock!Keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Dear work,I like you, but I don't like your clients. They are all pompous jerks who I need to placate every single day. You are a cool vibrant company that plays with some pretty neat toys. Your clients infuriate me and test my restraint on a daily basis. Wouldn't we be better off without clients? Hahaha. I know. No can do. Oh well. Have a great week-end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted December 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Dear work,weird. You rule!Christmas Eve? Off.Caristmas Day? OffBoxing Day? Off.NYE? OffNYDay? Off.Jan 2? Off.This is bizarre. Am I fired?Anyway, carry on, and thanks buddy. :chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Very glad to hear you and work are finally getting along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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