Our Office Christmas Party

[bouche]

Our xmas party is today. Ollie, Barcode and I got pulled into a co-worker's cubicle where he had some ghetto chocolate martini's ready to go. Translation: Vodka and Creme de Cacao in styrofoam cups.

Witnessed an ashphalt engineer and Oracle DBA having a wine tasting session and we're just waiting on some east side mario's for our lunch. There's lots of wine here. THe LCBO downtown was packed. There must be alot of booze sanctioned parties going on today.

let's hope the federal gov't isn't needed for anything important today

[Davey Boy 2.0]

ollie's crunked, confirmed

[bouche]

Ollie just opened a bottle of wine.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

don't spill it ollie!

[Hal Johnson]

My X-mas party began with wine, ended with me tapping out to a figure-four leg-lock at Maxwebster's house. Goooood times.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

i hope you bought him breakfast

[Northern Wish]

We had a catered buffet, 6 cases of beer, numerous bottles of wine and Responsible Choice waiting to drive people and their cars home.

And then after the lunch my boss put a 12 next to my desk at 1pm and told me "why don't you head home and take care of that eh?".

That may not sound like a big deal, but I used to work for the Irvings out east- and all I used to get was a 6 lb turkey.

I love my job,

Sean

[Davey Boy 2.0]

i thought the term was "down east"

[Hal Johnson]

i hope you bought him breakfast

He kicked me out shortly after the leg-lock.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

men

[bONES]

ashphalt

asphalt

[Northern Wish]

Maybe when you are from there......But I always call it out east. Like waaayyyy ouutttt. You ever read popo's posts? Its well deserved!

[Esau.]

Since I don't work in an office, I'm going throw my own non-office party, starting now and crack open some christmas booze. (ok maybe I already did...)

Now to misquote Jimi Hendrix...

Go ahead on Mr. Business man, you can't dress drink like me.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

the miramichi is like a microcosm of maritimedness, kinda like a sauce that has cooked a little too long and the flavours are intensified

[c-towns]

Our office has been getting the shittiest pizza for every event the cater, I sent a Holiday wishes email around and slipped in the request to try a new joint, SUCCESS!!

Numerous people have come up to me and thanked me and not for the holiday wishes.

2nd boss told me to go buy beer and expense it, now, do I get a shit load of LGD or a moderate amount of stella??

[Davey Boy 2.0]

i wonder who's going to be the most drunk come 4:00?

on the one hand Esau's probably going to pound back more, but considering ollie was "buzzed" after one drink he might be in pole position, less glamourously but more wasted nonetheless

[Davey Boy 2.0]

2nd boss told me to go buy beer and expense it, now, do I get a shit load of LGD or a moderate amount of stella??

i think you already know the answer to that question

[Schwa.]

the miramichi is like a microcosm of maritimedness, kinda like a sauce that has cooked a little too long and the flavours are intensified

with a layer of skin on top.

[Schwa.]

not only do i not get fuck all from my work (and i mean nothing) but i get to work on Monday...so i got that going for me.

[MamaPink]

At our staff xmas party, we played "Pass the Double-ender" using only our knees...a hard game to play, those things may be long, but they are oh-so wiggly.

Then one of the husbands decided to dress up and show off:

good times

[Freak By Night]

I'm hammerred!

[Esau.]

i wonder who's going to be the most drunk come 4:00?

on the one hand Esau's probably going to pound back more, but considering ollie was "buzzed" after one drink he might be in pole position, less glamourously but more wasted nonetheless

I only cracked a 26'r so even if I do finish it (doubtful today) I'll only get a good buzz.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

i think we're all winners here, in the end

[badams]

This thread is making me thirsty

[Davey Boy 2.0]

and hungry for bacon