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Happy birthday my friend! I searched the internets and found some horoscopes for you:

Gemini: Your water will break while watching a performance of The Marriage Of Figaro, causing you great surprise, as you are not pregnant, female, or interested in opera.

Gemini: You will combine a pair of novelty underpants and your considerable ventriloquism skills to give a certain special lady the worst first date of her life.

Gemini: The wheels of fate have begun the inexorable turning that will one day lead to your bitter divorce from Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Plaxico Burress.

And so on and so forth.

Have fun today buddy!

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Thanks folks. This is the horoscope I just read:

Gemini May 21 - June 21

The stars foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then pretty much anyone could have told you that.

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