Cully Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 This is too funny (and also sad that this website is for real) Gay Bands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted March 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 From the link...One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy.There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well. Bands to watch out for * Lil'Wayne * P!nK (gay family) * The Black Keys * Coldplay * SlipKnot (make-up) * RadioHead * Michael Jackson * Boredoms * School of Seven Bells (gay twins) * Jason Mraz * Jonas Brothers * Rilo Kiley * Death Cab for Cutie * Sarah McLachlan * George Strait * Cold War Kids * Toby Keith (cowboy) * P-Diddy * Black People * Vampire Weekend * King Crimson * Kate Bush (kissed a girl) * Bob Dylan * Fleet Foxes * Sigur Ros (nudists) * Twisted Sister * The Spores (endorse suicide) * Scissor Sisters * Turbonegro * Rufus Wainwright * Merzbau * Ravi Shankar * The Butchies (lizbians) * Wilco * Bjork (mb) * Tech N9ne * Ghostface Killah * Bobby Conn * Morton Subotnik * Cole Porter * The String Cheese Incident * Eagles of Death Metal * Polyphonic Spree * The Faint * Interpol * Twisted Sister (jj) * Tegan and Sara * Erasure * The Grateful Dead (drugs too) * Le Tigre * Marilyn Manson (dark gay) * The Gossip * The Magnetic Fields * The Doors * Phish * Queen * The Strokes * Morrissey(?questionable?) * Metallica * Judas Priest * The Village People * The Secret Handshake * The Rolling Stones * David Bowie * Frankie Goes to Hollywood * Man or Astroman * Richard Cheese * Jay-Z * Depeche Mode * Kansas * Ani DiFranco * Fischerspooner * John Mayer * George Michael (texan) * Angel Eyes * The Indigo Girls * Velvet Underground * Madonna * Elton John * Barry Manilow * Indigo Girls * Melissa Etheridge * Eminmen * Nirvana * Boy George * Jon Brion * The Killers * Lou Reed * Lil' Wayne * Motorhead * Jill Sobule * Wilson Phillips * DMX * Wesley Willis * Lisa Loeb * Ted Nugent (loincloth) * Dogstar * Thirty Seconds to Mars * Lil' Kim * kd lang * Frank Sinatra * Hinder * Nickleback * Justus Kohncke * Bob Mould * Clay Aiken * Arcade Fire * Bright Eyes * Corinne Bailey Rae * Audioslave * Red Hot Chili Peppers * Panic at the Disco * The Cure (makeup) * Spin Doctors * The Deers * Lindsey Lohan * The Smiths * Beck * Tom Waits * The Cramps * Cannibal Corpse * Britney Spears(kissed Madonna) * Perfect Sin * The Queers * NoFx(gay punk) * Soup Dragons * Elton John(really gay) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted March 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Glad to see that String Cheese made the list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobL Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 oh my god! looks like i have been living a lie. i listen to more then half of those bands. i will tell my girlfriend immediately, thanks sister cully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 The Indigo Girls are apparently so gay, they warranted being listed twice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 The Indigo Girls are apparently so gay, they warranted being listed twice...Twisted Sister too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 I'm pretty "happy" with my "gay" taste in music... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 I'm pretty "gay" with my "happy" taste in music...thanks a lot Jerry ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlphaNerd Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Well I guess I'm a flamer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 You can email the guy to get new bands added:In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: DonnieDavies@gmail.comThe response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself. I've seen some pretty "gay" behaviour at some shows recently....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Awesome, they also have a safe list:Cyndi LauperSufjan Stevens (at request of publisher) The Right Brothers (Bush was right!) Dresden Dolls UnderOath Blondie CreedFalling Up Flyleaf Sandi Patti Disciple P.O.D Evanescence By The Tree Michael W. Smith Jars of Clay DC Talk Danielson Cheap Trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 I had no idea that Frankie Goes to Hollywood or Boy George are gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Not that there's anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 kate bush kissed a girl? if that's gay, then gay's okay.this smacks of Tipper Gore's Parent's Music Resource Coalition and their warning stickers. Paging Jello Biafra... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Disco Biscuits soon to be added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Disco Biscuits soon to be added.zzzzzzzzzzzing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 hmmm, now that I look, i have seen 33 of these bands/performer play live.i'm the gayest one here! go on, someone top me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Wesley Willis?I can't see him making anyone gay, maybe insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 i'm the gayest one here! go on, someone top me.::spits water out of mouth and laughs::Hahahha, thanks. I needed a good laugh more than I realized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Didn't Cyndi Lauper headline the True Colours gayest tour of all time?I mean she's massively pro-gay and unabashed (as she should be). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Didn't Cyndi Lauper headline the True Colours gayest tour of all time?I mean she's massively pro-gay and unabashed (as she should be).Indeed--featuring The Indigo Girls & the B52s (it was a great show, btw). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Wesley Willis?I can't see him making anyone gay, maybe insane.That's what I was wondering also. It would be nice if they published the reasons why each artist is on the gay list (or the safe list for that reason).I'm sure you could do internet searches and come up with gay "dirt" on anyone on the safe list that would get them moved to the gay list. Likewise you could probably get any band or performer on earth added to the gay list if you provide them with suitable "evidence". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 (edited) These guys are going about it all wrong. Instead of trying to discourage the purchase and enjoyment of material created by homosexuals or with homesexual connotations (or whatever), they should be tyring to encourage the purchase of materal created by heterosexuals or with hetersexual connotations (or whatever). For them not to publish a complementary list of Straight Bands is not only journalistically irresponsible, I think it's less effective, especially for their target demographic.Aloha,Brad Edited March 9, 2009 by Guest Word swap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 The Indigo Girls are apparently so gay' date=' they warranted being listed twice...[/quote']Twisted Sister too! ditto for Lil'Weezy... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 I'm putting a submission together and I need some help. What's the gayest part about Diesel Dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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