rubberdinghy Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 #8: The Left-Handed Whopper1998: Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 those lefty whoppers had an extra succulent aspect to them, I think it's cause they were made by left handed workers in the back and of course everyone knows that left handed people tend to fare well in this society of oursJames A. Garfield Herbert Hoover Harry S. Truman Gerald Ford Ronald Reagan George Bush Bill Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 those lefty whoppers had an extra succulent aspect to them, I think it's cause they were made by left handed workers in the back and of course everyone knows that left handed people tend to fare well in this society of oursJames A. Garfield Herbert Hoover Harry S. Truman Gerald Ford Ronald Reagan George Bush Bill Clinton Those are all Americans. Do you have any examples of left-handed people who have done well in our Canadian society?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Whoppers suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Whoppers suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Poop coffee- SureDuck fetus - No way Ox Penis - I don't have a problem putting penis in my mouth. I'd eat it. Giant Grilled Spiders - I'd try a leg but I don't think I could get through the body. Bee Larva - Hmmmmm not sure about that one. Maybe. Catepillar fungus - This isn't listed as a food, but rather as a medicine, so yeah, I'm in. I have no idea what's in any of the pills I pop anyway. Rats - Hmmmm, well I'd have to be really hungry and I'd remove the head and tail first. Probably tastes like chicken. Fried Scorpions - I'll eat fried anything! I'd try it, but doubt I'd enjoy it. Snake Blood - Not on it's own, but maybe in a stiff cocktail. Grubs - Yeah I'd give it a go. If the idiots on fear factor can do it, so can I. Dog - As long as it wasn't mine, and before people get angry with me, I don't see how it's okay to eat a cow, but not a variety of other species. Killing an animal is killing an animal. If I was in a country where eating dog was acceptable, I'd go with the flow. Worms - I don't see how they differ from Grubs. See my answer above. Fried Lizard - Actually looks delicious. Let me at it! Maggots - Don't think so. Grasshopper taco - Through some salsa on that bitch and I'll take three. Snake Wine - It's boozy, I'll drink it. Just don't ask me to eat the snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Yeah, I know. And Whoppers suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 this is all very sinister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 dying for a whopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 those lefty whoppers had an extra succulent aspect to them' date=' I think it's cause they were made by left handed workers in the back and of course everyone knows that left handed people tend to fare well in [b']this society of oursJames A. Garfield Herbert Hoover Harry S. Truman Gerald Ford Ronald Reagan George Bush Bill Clinton Those are all Americans. Do you have any examples of left-handed people who have done well in our Canadian society?Aloha,BradMarshall McLuhanDan AkroydRick MoranisDavid FosterCeline DionAlan ThickePeter Jennings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 A sheet of Burger King coupons arrived in my mailbox last week.I'm getting two whoppers for the price of one tonight, and I'm going to eat both of them! Mmmmmmmmmm............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Those who say Whoppers suck are totally right. I despise them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Burger King is the worst people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 I love both types of whoppers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 that's the rumour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 What? No pictures of Wendy Whoppers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I have very fond memories of eating Double Whopper combos at 3:30 AM after playing in a bar and making $5 on a Monday night when I was 19.....ahhhh, good times. You can always count on BK for a heavy dollop of mayo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Double whopper indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 who wants to join me on an Easter sunday whopper run? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Damn...wish I had seen this earlier...I was right by your place looking for an open grocery store. I would have gone for Whoppers...either at Burger King or Pigales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 is Pigales a gay male strip club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 YUP! Pretty much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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