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Happy Birthday MarcO


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My love runneth deep for you brother MarcO. Sending you a big squeeze and hoping you're going to carve out some birthday cheer. Hope to see you soon. Unfortunately won't be making it this eve cause...well you know how its been.

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A man on his way home from the pub decides to take a short-cut through an unlit park.

A woman approaches him and offers to fuck his brains out for $5.

The man thinks to himself that this is a chance too good to miss, so hands over the $5.

She leads him into a bush and they get under way.

A policeman happens to pass by, hears them at it and notices the bush shaking.

He approaches, shines his flashlight on the pair and asks the man what he's doing.

The man replies calmly, "I'm just having sex with my wife, officer. Do you mind?"

The officer responds, "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realise it was your wife."

The man quickly replies, "That's quite alright, officer - until you shone your flashlight on her face, neither did I."

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Your lights are on, but you're not home. Your mind is not your own. Your heart sweats, your body shakes, another kiss is what it takes. You can't sleep, you can't eat, There's no doubt, you're in deep. Your throat is tight, you can't breathe, another kiss is all you need. You like to think that you're immune to the stuff. It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough. You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to love.

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I cried a tear

You wiped it dry

I was confused

You cleared my mind

I sold my soul

You bought it back for me

And held me up and gave me dignity

Somehow you needed me.

You gave me strength

To stand alone again

To face the world

Out on my own again

You put me high upon a pedestal

So high that I could almost see eternity

You needed me

You needed me

And I can't believe it's you I can't believe it's true

I needed you and you were there

And I'll never leave, why should I leave

I'd be a fool

'Cause I've finally found someone who really cares

You held my hand

When it was cold

When I was lost

You took me home

You gave me hope

When I was at the end

And turned my lies

Back into truth again

You even called me friend

You needed me

You needed me

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thanks for the birthday messages, both sweet and disturbing. I know I'm not as active around here as I once was but I see what you are doing and I am watching you all even as you are undressing, so shave yourselves and scrub deeply between your buttcheeks. Much love.

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