TheAlphaNerd Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 (edited) If one were to partake in the active consumption of cannabis... what would be the best way to prep for a drug test.Interested in advice from those whom have been tested and passed.EDIT:Also interested in the dangers of second hand smoke, in regards to testing positive. Edited March 30, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigger Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 try the test in 30 days and dip your sorry ass in a bath of neet and you will like it damn it.Who would of thought hippy's with no hair,hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I have clean piss for sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 depends how invasive the test is... you could buy a bottle of false clean urine, you could take a "cleaning pill" or solution... there's all kinds of things they have for this stuff now I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 If you smoke 1 joint it will stay in your system for 14 days and if you are chronic then it could stay in your system for up to 3 months.No recommendations on how to pass. I passed by not smoking.Here's a list of all the other drugs and how long they stick around:Alcohol 24 hoursAmphetamines 2-5 daysBarbiturates (Short-Acting) 1-5 daysBarbiturates (Long-Acting Barbital, Phenobarbital) 2-4 weeksBenzodiazepines 7-10 daysCannabinoids (THC, Marijuana) 14-90 daysClenbuterol 4-6 daysCocaine 1-4 daysCodeine 8-10 daysEuphoric (Mushrooms) 1-7 daysMDMA (Ecstasy) 1-7 daysKetamine (Special K) 9-14 daysLSD 1-7 daysMethadone 8-10 daysNicotine (Cigarettes) 3-7 daysOpiates 8-10 daysPeptide hormones undetectablePhencyclidine (PCP) 2-4 daysPhenobarbital 10-20 daysPropoxyphene 6 hours to 2 daysSteroids (anabolic oral) 14-28 daysSteroids (anabolic parenterally) 1-3 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlphaNerd Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Where are these stats from?I checked erowid and got much different results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I got those stats off a forum for truckers before I started driving as all truck drivers that drive in the US need to go through testing at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 (edited) Just checked out erowid for the first time and here's something that they said:Cutoff and Detection Post DoseThe initial screening cutoff level is 50 ng/ml. The GC/MS cutoff level is 15 ng/ml. The elimination half-life of marijuana ranges from 14-38 hours. At the initial cutoff of 50 ng/ml, the daily user will remain positive for perhaps 7 to 30 days after cessation. At the confirmation level of 15 ng/ml, the frequent user will be positive for perhaps as long as 15 weeks. Marijuana metabolites' storage and slow release from lipid tissues is the reason for this long detection period. So depending on the cutoff level of the drug testing you can test positive if you smoke regularly for up to 15 weeks, which backs up my earlier post.And from the same site this answers your question about 2nd hand smoke:Passive InhalationUrine levels of 5 ng/ml have been reported from passive inhalation. One recent survey indicated that one subject in a passive inhalation experiment achieved a level of 23 ng/ml. This is unusual, but points out the usefulness of higher cutoff levels such as 50 ng/ml. The higher 50 ng/ml level eliminates the possibility of passive inhalation, is a level of very high reliability, and indicates more recent use.So you only need to worry about 2nd hand smoke if the cutoff level of the test is 15ng/ml. Edited March 30, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chameleon Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I used to manage a Cannabis/seed culture shop for 7yrs and we regularly sold THC test cleansers to many people, truck drivers, military, cops etc..The Deal is this.. THC is in your system for 30 dyas from the last time you smoke, at least as is detected by a urine test.The fool-proof way is stop smoking for one month. If you cannot do that then you need to purchase one of many detox drinks. Off the top of my head "Urine Luck" and "Stip" were very good seller and successful, as no one ever came back failed to complain.Basically the drink do not really detox you, they coat your stomach and digestive track for a period of hours and do not allow the toxins to pass in your urine.Usually you have to drink 2 oz glasses of water, then drink the detox, then urinate again and then you are covered for a period of 5hrs. Urine luck cleanser Strip cleanser you can get these products at most good headshops.Good Luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnt Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 depends how invasive the test is... you could buy a bottle of false clean urineKeep in mind that the samples are temperature tested to insure sample integrity. In otherwords if the piss isn't warm they'll know you tried to put one over on them and they'll make you do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 try the test in 30 days and dip your sorry ass in a bath of neet and you will like it damn it.Who would of thought hippy's with no hair,hmm[color:purple]yeah, go with this advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 what's the test for? if it's for a job as an airline pilot or bus driver, then maybe you should stop puffing rather than trying to figure out how to beat the test. just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 who's got my heady Peptide hormones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 what's the test for? if it's for a job as an airline pilot or bus driver, then maybe you should stop puffing rather than trying to figure out how to beat the test. just sayin'. yeah. just cut it out and drink a pile of water to flush the system and hope for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 i heard cranberry juice will help you piss lots and reduce your chances of pissin dirty. i really doubt youll piss clean from just cran juice though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 i heard cranberry juice will help you piss lots and reduce your chances of pissin dirty. i really doubt youll piss clean from just cran juice though it's also been clinically shown to reduce the risk of colorectal disease. win win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 If you're using cranberry juice (for any of its palliative properties), make sure it's pure cranberry juice (I buy it at the health food store). The cranberry cocktails & juices that they sell at the supermarket are generally full of extra sugars and stuff which negate the positive effects of the cranberry juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 true. and most of them are just apple juice with cranberry flaaaaavour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlphaNerd Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 It's actually for my Girlfriend... who doesn't smoke all that much... but does once in a while (unfortunate side effect of hanging out with me.For a chemical plant in texas.I think she's just going to swear off the juice. I think she has long enough until the test to not worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterh Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 heads up.... If you buy clean urine and try to make a switch, they'll wonder why your urine isn't at the same temp as your body. from what I've read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low rain Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 for a sometimes smoker detox drink and lot's of water worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Further to misterh's post, make sure you use 'clean piss' from someone of the same gender- they'll test for hormones too to check you didn't use your girlfriends morning best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 best to drink someone else's piss, just to make sure it's the correct body temp too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Davey Boy 2.0 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 i've got undies just like those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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