I'ld probably off myself too if I played for the Donkeys. Too soon? Homer: (Reading note) "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio." Aw, the Denver Broncos! Marge: I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good. Homer: Yeah, yeah. Marge: Well, explain to me why it isn't. Homer: (Sighs) You just don't understand football, Marge.