AdamH Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 The sun's shining, I'm drinking a cup of burnt coffee and looking out my office window onto the Hilton next door and what do I see?An enormous naked man standing RIGHT in front of his hotel window combing his hair.He had an almost non-existent wang, or his massive frame made it seem that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 lol.. i dream of a day like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Just curious which part of that makes this the best day ever for you? a)seeing a huge naked man? b)noticing he was barely there? c)the burnt coffee? Skipping coffee for morning Gin & Juice is creating a deliscious day for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Score! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Did you call anyone over to share the experience with, or did you hog it all for yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 No cellphone pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Started my day off with a bowl (very rare for me before work) and then got to work only to find out there was some emergency meeting regarding this stupid project I'm working on and had to give this impromptu lecture on all of the inner workings of the machine and predictions on future downtime....BAKED Not pleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 sucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Started my day off with a bowl (very rare for me before work) and then got to work only to find out there was some emergency meeting regarding this stupid project I'm working on and had to give this impromptu lecture on all of the inner workings of the machine and predictions on future downtime....BAKED Not pleasant. Dude! Never fails. That's why I quit the pre-work bowl some years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancingbear Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 my reactions as i scroll down the thread.. awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 nice one, schwa.when i was off work for a surgery i had, i got an over-the-phone promotion seconds after finishing a massive joint... i didnt negotiate the best salary, and i ended up recommending someone for a job that i really didnt like - ended up making my work life hell for a little while.pre-work bowling only occurs for me now if i know for sure im gonna be mostly by myself for at least the first hour or 2... and to be honest, i tend to get more work done cuz i "dont want anyone to notice". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 An enormous naked man standing RIGHT in front of his hotel window combing his hair.The hair on his head, I presume?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 If dude was combing his pubes, that might have made it the best day anyone has ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted October 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Actually his small dick was probably funniest, followed by co-worker saying "I will never be able to shake that image from my head"You have to imagine a very large, "bear" as it were, with the sun shining down on him and all his naked glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Polkaroo: That was you watching me in my hotel room this morning???I wasn't combing my hair. I was motioning to you to come on over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 I have been having the craziest luck lately (and by crazy i mean really FUcKing bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Started my day off with a bowl (very rare for me before work) and then got to work only to find out there was some emergency meeting regarding this stupid project I'm working on and had to give this impromptu lecture on all of the inner workings of the machine and predictions on future downtime....BAKED Not pleasant. eeeh. you've just described one of my recurring nightmares. why waste a perfectly good buzz on work?? (~) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Back in the godawful summer I played soldier at Ft. Henry, we used to go down to the reverse fire chambres to smoke joints before going to do sunset shows. It was one of the few things that got me through that summer with something like a smile on my face (though it made it the shows a little bit more grueling), but if I ever get back there, I'm sure I'll find myself looking for all the red eyes in the squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Does hanging out with Thorgnor last night and going to work still feeling stoned count?BTW, Thorgnor, you missed nothing last night. Beans wasn't even there and Holy Fuck was good, but unrelenting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 HopeThe sun's shining, I'm drinking a cup of burnt coffee and looking out my office window onto the Hilton next door and what do I see?An enormous naked man standing RIGHT in front of his hotel window combing his hair.He had an almost non-existent wang, or his massive frame made it seem that way. Hope you are a female! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic ChrisC Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Sounds like that naked dude was having a pretty good day himself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 unrelenting.yep, thats the word. holy fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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