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totally weird, i was at the museum the other day too and met a cute girl on mushrooms. she was sad and vulnerable because "the meatstick that brought (her) here diappeared." also, her twin swedish lesbian cousins were in town on a surprise visit, so they joined us for dinner... we had a blast! then moe. showed up and played a free show at the museum with 8 encores!! wow, what a coincidence.

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so, i've been in toronto lately, and i've been seeing this cute, super cool guy named Dima for about 3 weeks...and we got to talking about mushrooms.

turns out we both love them.

so he suggested to me that we do them together and go to the art gallery...

the other day, we did just that.

We split a quarter (he ate way more than I did) and headed to the gallery. So about an hour into it, i start getting overwhelmed by the shrooms...they were super potent...and i got lost staring into this Rembrandt. (At the time, my date was nearby, staring at a Van Gogh) ...i was staring at it for about 20 min when i realized...i sh!t my pants.

PANIC HITS RIGHT AWAY.

first a cold snap right to the face...then heat all over my body.

Dima was a few pantings up...i didn't know what to do ...so i just bolted... but then i thought about it and i came back to the area of the van gogh to explain ...

dima was already gone!

i walked around for a while in the gallery looking for him and i didn't have the courage to take the subway home with a pant load full of sh!t...

so i ran to the bank, took out 100 bucks and took a 90 dollar cab ride home...i felt so sorry for the cabbie.

i haven't had the courage to call Dima since...what should i do?

i am one embarrassed girl

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