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Have a great birthday!

And for no reason at all, here is a goldmine simpsons monologue:

Mr. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.

Homer (inner monologue): Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Homer (inner monologue): Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?

Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer (inner monologue): My God! He is coming onto me!

Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. [laughs and winks]

Homer (inner monologue): [screams]

Homer: Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

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