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On a piece of paper, make a tick mark for each question you answer "yes" to. To calculate your score, see the table below.

Section 1 - Methods

1) Have you ever smoked marijuana?

2) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a pipe?

3) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a joint?

4) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a bong?

5) Have you ever hot-knifed?

6) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a piece of food? (apples, etc)

7) Have you ever smoked marijuana from any other devices?

8) Have you ever smoked tobacco and marijuana together in a joint?

9) Have you ever eaten marijuana?

10) Have you ever cooked with marijuana?

11) Have you ever made/eaten Alice B. Toklas cookies/brownies?

12) Have you ever gotten a contact high?

13) Have you ever given a shotgun? (blowing your smoke into another's mouth)

14) Have you ever received a shotgun?

15) Can you blow smoke rings with pot?

16) Have you ever smoked out of a bong more than two feet tall?

17) Have you ever made your own pipe?

Section 2 - Places

1) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a public place?

2) Have you ever smoked marijuana in plain sight of non-smokers?

3) Have you ever smoked marijuana in plain sight of non-smokers who may care?

4) Have you ever smoked marijuana on the clock at work?

5) Have you ever smoked marijuana in the janitor's closet?

6) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a vehicle?

7) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a moving vehicle?

8) Have you ever smoked marijuana while driving a moving vehicle?

9) Have you ever lit a smoking device for a driving guy?

10) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a government vehicle?

11) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a tree?

12) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a government building?

13) Have you ever smoked marijuana in a concert venue?

14) Have you ever smoked marijuana by yourself?

15) Have you ever smoked marijuana in the bathroom?

16) Have you ever smoked marijuana inside your parents house?

17) Have you ever smoked marijuana in your dorm room?

18) Have you ever used a dorm buddy?

19) Have you ever hotboxed a small enclosed area?

Section 3 - After smoking

1) Have you ever smoked marijuana before going somewhere because you didn't think you would enjoy your activities otherwise?

2) Have you ever gone to classes while high?

3) Have you ever gone to work while high?

4) Have you ever written a paper while high?

5) Have you ever failed to write a paper because you were high?

6) Have you ever smoked pot before drinking to avoid a hangover?

7) Have you ever smoked pot as a motivator?

8) Did it work?

9) Have you ever driven while high?

10) Have you ever gotten into a car accident while high?

11) Have you ever committed a felony while high?

12) Have you ever been convicted of a felony committed while high?

13) Have you ever been convicted of any drug-related misdemeanors?

14) Have you ever been convicted of any drug-related felonies?

15) Have you ever woken up in the morning still high?

Section 4 - Other activities

1) Have you ever grown your own pot?

2) Have you ever been a middleman in a marijuana deal?

3) Have you ever sold marijuana for a profit?

4) Have you ever flunked a drug test?

5) Have you ever been fired from a job because of marijuana?

6) Have you ever alienated friends because of marijuana usage?

7) Have you ever bought a cd merely because you thought it would be fun to listen to while high?

8) What is the most number of times you've ever smoked out in one day? (Give yourself one point for every time)

9) What is the most consecutive days you've gone smoking? (one point for every day)

10) Have you ever written a test to determine if you were a pothead?

11) Have you ever watched Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon simultaneously while high?

12) Do you have a collection of "stoned music"?

13) Have you ever "found God" while high?

14) Where was he? (1 point if you can remember)

15) Have you ever spent important money, like rent money, on pot?

16) Have you ever had your eye twitch continuously as a result of smoking pot?

17) Have you ever gotten a case of the "stupids"?

18) Do you have a web page devoted to pot?

19) Have you ever smoked an eighth in one night?

20) Have you ever been stopped by the border patrol and searched for drugs?

21) Did they find any?

Section 5 - Love and Pot

1) Have you ever had sex while high?

2) Have you ever had sex just because you were high?

3) Have you ever entered into a relationship while high?

4) Have you ever placed yourself in a sexually compromising position when you were high?

5) Have you ever had a relationship that was based solely on marijuana usage?

6) Do you love pot?

7) Has pot ever come between you and your significant other?

8) Has lust for a friend come to the surface while you were high?

9) Do you find sex more enjoyable when you're high?

10) Do you ever call smoking a joint giving a blow job?

11) Do you own a phallic smoking device?

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0 points - Idiot

Why are you taking this test? Why are you on this page? Go back to Disneyland.

1-20 points - Pot-weanie

You need to smoke more. Maybe you know this. If so, I feel for you.

21-40 points - Casual smoker

You probably usually just smoke at parties or something like that. This is probably good. Moderation is good. But excess is fun.

41-60 points - Pothead in training

You're getting there. Try a little harder and you'll make it, if you want.

61+ points - Chronic pothead

You make Bob Marley look straight. Be careful though. Have fun.

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i think i scored 73 but i have short term memory problems and can't remember back to the start of the quiz.

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I couldn't be bothered to read past the first set of questions because they were boring and mostly retarted.

But my answer is yes. Oh god yes. I would actually like to smoke much less pot than I do. But it doesn't control my life (unless I'm out) and there are no activities I *have* to be high for. Being high is only fun if you appreciate being sober.

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1) Have you ever smoked marijuana?

2) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a pipe?

3) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a joint?

4) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a bong?

5) Have you ever hot-knifed?

6) Have you ever smoked marijuana from a piece of food? (apples, etc)..........

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that's about where I said fuck it, I've read enough, any other potheads get further? :)

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What is the most consecutive days you've gone smoking? (one point for every day)

thatll boost your score, holy fack, one poiunt for every day for years and years. im gonna stop counting there cvuz itll be thousands.

i smoke alot. about 6-8 during the day of work(5am-3pm) then ill smoke another 4-10 depending 3whats going on that night, weekend, whatever. i like dpe, it motivates me, but i dont have to smoke to do anything, im not a lazy smoker, i used to be. now i have way too much shit to do around our house to sit and zone out.

ive challenged and won potsmoking contests, is that Q on that test?

anyone want to bet their pay? ???

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