Booche Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Scarlett Johansson has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping." The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Cruz's husband. He will forever be known as the luckiest human to live. This movie will be wide release Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 thank god penelope escaped the evil clutches of tom to give the world what we truly need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 THANK YOU LORD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateaux Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hopefully there's some bird seed on set for Penelope Cruz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cully Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 that warms my heart on this cold winters day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 booche, where are we meeting to get in line for this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 401 meet-up to celebrate the good news? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Oh dear god. hahahahahahah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Awesome!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogatthestation Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Scarlett Johansson has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic.I think the word they were looking for was neurotic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Whatever. This movie is called "Vicky Cristina Barcelona", not "Pussymans House Party". There’s no way "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" is gonna leave people gasping. I want to see Scarlett's rack too but there's almost no chance at that. At best two back-lit silhouettes will lick each others fingers or something. Real porno features hotter chicks, way more degrading sex and less stammering pauses during the dialogue. Real porno has girls complaining because it got in their eye, Woody Allen movies have him complaining that Jews can't play basketball. Advantage: Hardcore Porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 sounds like wwtdd.com is a *connaisseur*my guess- circumcised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 401 meet-up to celebrate the good news?hey buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 A favourite of mine: Knee-socks, man. Knee-socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 booche, where are we meeting to get in line for this? Buddy, in my mind I am already there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyC Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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