Ms Zimmy Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Yeah, I'm not that concerned with it either I always liked the Ultimate Warrior better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 i heard the Ultimate Warrior prefers oiling up his grandmother's baps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Okay, hold your hands out in front of you. Good. Now reach around and rub your ass. It's so easy (and kinda nice actually). I don't understand why someone needs help with this who isn't under 2 or over 90. In which case bikinis and tanning oil likely aren't the wisest decisions either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 As you should be able to tell from his pasty white complexion, Hulk "The Orange Goblin" Hogan is fanatically concerned about UV protection and the risk of skin cancer. He obviously is just trying to protect his daughter from the harmful effects of too much sun. What a great Dad! Way to go brotha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Okay, hold your hands out in front of you. Good. Now reach around and rub your ass. It's so easy (and kinda nice actually). Great! Now everyone in the computer lab at Mohawk College is looking at me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 We (the people) love these images in part because of Schadenfreude, and in part because we all have Freudian fantasies of rape and sexual abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Okay' date=' hold your hands out in front of you. Good. Now reach around and rub your ass. It's so easy (and kinda nice actually). [/quote']Great! Now everyone in the computer lab at Mohawk College is looking at me!Just put one hand behind your head, then the other, then put the first hand on your hips, then the other, gyrate a little and everybody will think you're doing the Macarena.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I agree with you Zimmy on our hangups here in the West- but holy crap there is no way that is ok. She isn't built like him, so she could reach that area herself. She also clearly has a boyfriend present (the kissing pics) so why couldn't he apply that stuff if absolutely neccesary. I'll give anyone the benefit of the doubt, but that is just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted June 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Anyways, I think that tabloids like this, insinuating incest is sick. Anyone who is parent, I think, would agree. Where are they insinuating anything? I see no commentary. No one here is even mentioning incest. gosh. dave wilcox (really me) calls your house and you think you know everythign Howard Stern thought it was creepy but finished by saying that "I'm sure Hulk Hogan just didn't want his daughter to get ass cancer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 (edited) "I'm sure Hulk Hogan just didn't want his daughter to get ass cancer"In the end this is the moral of the story. Edited June 5, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Not Bob Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Okay, hold your hands out in front of you. Good. Now reach around and rub your ass. It's so easy (and kinda nice actually). I don't understand why someone needs help with this who isn't under 2 or over 90. In which case bikinis and tanning oil likely aren't the wisest decisions either.You are failing to take into account the fact that Brooke Hogan is incredibly lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 well, at least its not cream cheese. that would be sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 She also clearly has a boyfriend present (the kissing pics) so why couldn't he apply that stuff if absolutely neccesary. Totally. If I were Hulk Hogan's daughter's boyfriend, I wouldn't even be remotely reluctant to grab her ass in his presence all the time. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? (Do I really have to use purple?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Those 22" pythons seemed to have shrivelled up, if the kid is tenacious he could just outlast him by running around the pool. If he could just get to that bandana and show the world his headmeat, he'd bring him to his knees.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I have a question. Are both girls in that picture his daughters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 hahahahaha. Okay, I'll buy that Northern Wish.I believe the other girl is his daughter's friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted June 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 That's where it gets really fucking weird.The Hulkster is dating his daughter's doppelganger who happens to be a friend of hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Totally. If I were Hulk Hogan's daughter's boyfriend, I wouldn't even be remotely reluctant to grab her ass in his presence all the time. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?Dude, I sooo missed you while you were gone. Where did you go??I'm torn between Ms. Zimmy's points and everyone elses. I haven't seen a recent tabloid, so don't know what the commentary is, but while I might convince myself to shrug my shoulder's at the first pic, the second pic is .. well .. shit .. the guy is running his fingers way down between his daughter's thighs! Is he concerned that she is going to get pussy cancer through her bikini?Could it be that the Hulkster just needs a science lesson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted June 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I'm starting to wonder if that chick is his gal pal: from superficial If you compare the faces, the chick in this photo with the printed bikini looks exactly like hulks galpal. Notice the glasses on her here: http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2008/04/_0002_602914_full.jpg now look back at the oily photo. chick has the glasses: In conclusion, these photos are likely of the hulkster oiling up his daughter's friend who happens to be his girlfriend now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Ohh, so it heats up. Isn't there a reality show about the Hogan family? Is that still around? I might even be willing to tune in to see how this plays out ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Glad this story had a happy ending! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted June 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I was wrong. The chick with the printed bikini and glasses is Brooke. The reason why I thought his daughter was his girlfriend is because they look exactly the same! Everything about this is creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 pussy cancer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Hulkster needs to start doing the roids again from the looks of it. The 20" pythons have turned into the 20" gummy worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Jeez, can't a man age and massage oil on his hot daughters bum anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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