dogatthestation Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't pretend you are listening when you are not, and don't try to "prove" you were listening when you get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 also make sure you know their name before having sex with them [color:purple]you fundamentalist christians get me so mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 holding your index finger and thumb 3 inches apart and saying "Yup that's about 8 inches" is the opposite of the point you're trying to make Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 omg. so many LOLs. and i'm at work! keep it up. :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 that'swhatshesaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 badumbump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 After 10 minutes of near misses and fear for your life do not say with that snarky tone of voice, "do you want me to drive?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Regardless of how funny you think it is to tinkle on your girlfriend's back during your first shower together she probably won't share the same feelings....sorry sk......Solid gold on both levels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateaux Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Buddy, I knew you would appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 either turn off the tv or pull your pants up but never ever let her see you jizz onto your own belly.I just spit up some of my lunch on my own belly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Wooly Mammoth Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 stay single fellas. regular sex is so not worth any of the above advice. dude - if it's regular sex that you're looking for...stay single... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Oh man it's fun to hear the guys perspective on this stuff.It never ceases to amaze me how grown men:- Don't know how to use knives and napkins when eating to make the experience more quiet and civilized.- Can piss on the floor beside the toilet. The opening really isn't the size of a coin for Christ sake!- Can walk pass a spill, a stain, or dog shit without cleaning it up.- Can have more t-shirts in the wash than underwear. I'm not that great at math but this one is perplexing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 also make sure you know their name before having sex with themI disagree... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 "- Can have more t-shirts in the wash than underwear. I'm not that great at math but this one is perplexing. "we're a sweaty bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Umm, I hate to tell you this Ms Hux........but that's Bouche. That's not "grown men".We dont do that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Contrary to popular belief, woman DO NOT want to hear the solo from Harry Hood 16 times in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 And neither do I.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 After fighting with your girlfriend on the phone always make sure you hang up the phone. Especially if you make some negative comments about her after you thought you hung up. If not a knock may be coming to the apartment door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Umm, I hate to tell you this Ms Hux........but that's Bouche. That's not "grown men". Ummmm, hate to tell you this Booche but bouche is not the first grown man I've shacked up with. I know I seem so innocent, don't I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 sounds like you're attracted to a certain type then, Mizz Hux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Sure does seem like it DaveyBoy. If she werent married, Schwa would be next on her list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 After fighting with your girlfriend on the phone always make sure you hang up the phone. Especially if you make some negative comments about her after you thought you hung up. If not a knock may be coming to the apartment door sage advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Contrary to popular belief, woman DO NOT want to hear the solo from Harry Hood 16 times in a row.Likewise, "mood" music isnt your old band from highschool. But shit, we were good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Umm, I hate to tell you this Ms Hux........but that's Bouche. That's not "grown men".We dont do that stuff.Ever hear of a razor and shampoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 jeesh people, the sexual tension here is killing me! someone buy a twister game and pick up a can of corn oil already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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