NewRider Posted November 18, 2008 Report Share Posted November 18, 2008 Tim Horton's commercials. Why do they think they're going to sell me coffee by showing families and people in love. Coffee is something that bonds me with nothing but a caffeine addiction. And if I see that mushroom soup commercial again I'm gonna choke that fuckin' guy with the oil rag! Sorry to steal your idea Booche but you hadn't done one in a while and that was really grinding my gears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 that mushroom soup is fucking disgusting. don't EVER let anyone you know get anywhere near that toxic shit. always fresh, my ass. it's wallpaper paste with salt and some unknown vile taste. NEVER that that 'soup.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Their sandwiches were actually pretty good at first but now they taste of cleaning product.Plus their coffee is brutal. And I get douche chills anytime someone says "Timmies". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I'm so sorry. I will try and do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Their sandwiches were actually pretty good at first but now they taste of cleaning product.Plus their coffee is brutal. And I get douche chills anytime someone says "Timmies".i have noticed a general trend toward disinterested help with a realxed attitude toward hygiene at tim hortons, and am way less interested in eating most of their food. they win out over no food at all, but not by a hell of a lot.Plus their coffee is brutal. And I get douche chills anytime someone says "Timmies". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 (edited) Their sandwiches were actually pretty good at first but now they taste of cleaning product.Plus their coffee is brutal. And I get douche chills anytime someone says "Timmies".i have noticed a general trend toward disinterested help with a realxed attitude toward hygiene at tim hortons' date=' and am way less interested in eating most of their food. they win out over no food at all, but not by a hell of a lot.Plus their coffee is brutal. And I get douche chills anytime someone says "Timmies".and they are hiring more and more immigrants who's skin color is not white. Edited November 19, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted November 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 OH EVERYBODY PAUSE NOW... DIMA'S GONNA STIR THE POT!pfftt.. you know what else grinds my gears?morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayr Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 And if I see that mushroom soup commercial again I'm gonna choke that fuckin' guy with the oil rag! Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Compression Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 OH EVERYBODY PAUSE NOW... DIMA'S GONNA STIR THE POT!pfftt.. you know what else grinds my gears?morons.100% in agreement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 dima actually edited his post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cully Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 wassabi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 morons.Are you referring to the epsilon semi-morons that always fuck up my order at Tim Horton's? Frankly I don't know why I keep going there. (bonus points to those who know where "epsilon semi-moron" comes from) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Brave New World! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ersh Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Anyone ever notice that Tim Horton's is incapable of actually cutting your sandwich/bagel completely in half? It's a love/hate relationship with them. The worst service, average coffee, familiar sandwiches, and breakfast sandwiches (timatins!)! I'm an unwilling slave to them while on the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 they have the toaster set to 'black ring, slightly warmed bread'I like the butternut squash soup...too bad it's hard to find.Otherwise, it's just another fast food joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted November 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I have to say... I have nothing against their breakfast sandwiches. Them's shit is delicious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ersh Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Agreed... that'll be my breakfast this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I need my Timmies everymornig. I don't know if it's the coffee or just the routine of stopping there. Mornings are all about routine, fuck with the routine and you're likely gonna fuck with your whole day. Most of the time, I just don't want to take any chances, you know what I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I think that's it BR. They have totally marketed themselves as a "Canadian Institution". Somehow it's unpatriotic to drink a coffee from anywhere else.I find their coffee is mediocre, but it serves it's purpose. I have been enjoying their Pumpkin Spice Muffins with the candied pumpkin seeds on top. YUM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I think that's it BR. They have totally marketed themselves as a "Canadian Institution". Somehow it's unpatriotic to drink a coffee from anywhere else.If you have the IQ of a donut maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Anyone ever notice that Tim Horton's is incapable of actually cutting your sandwich/bagel completely in half? they have the toaster set to 'black ring, slightly warmed bread'Arg. I always ask them to toast it twice and make sure the cut goes all the way through. It takes longer but it helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I still can't believe they stopped making the peanut butter and chocolate cookies.......so sad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I wish they'd bring back the smiley cookies. Those cookies were awesome! Even now, a year or so post-smiley cookies, we always go through the drive thru and ask for them, hoping that the workers would pass along to management that they're continually being asked for. But no. It's always the same old 'we don't have smiley cookies anymore', and we reply 'oh'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 TH worker to other TH worker: "Uh oh, he comes that fogged out 'smiley cookies' carful again. Who's turn is it to spit in their coffees?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I still love the ole Everything bagel with herb and gar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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