Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 (edited) I'll start.The Who - Legal MatterPhish - Weigh (Brels had an anecdote about how he played Rift for his wife and as soon as she heard Weigh it was all over for her)On the flipside if any broads want to include songs that studs don't like, feel free (I always though that Wind beneath My Wings was about cooking chicken wings on an oven rack thingy) Edited January 15, 2009 by Guest clearly a wind up, this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 ... by Rush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 ...and Primus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I havent met any that like this tune:I thought you saidYou'd bring me some flowersYou came home with nothingYou dirty rat finkI thought you said you'dClean up the living roomYou said you'd do the dishes in the sinkI'm sick and tired of your childish behaviorYou're always coming home completely sousedI'm sick and tired of this shoebox apartmentWhen are you going to buy me a house?She's bitchin' againShe's bitchin' againShe's bitchin' again drivin' me crazyShe's bitchin' againShe's bitchin' againShe's bitchin' again drivin' me nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 ... + Frank Zappathis could be the shortest QotD ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 For starters they might not like use of the term "broad"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Pamela Finklestein: "Broads don't belong in broadcasting"? Is that the kind of professional courtesy you teach your news department?R.J. Fletcher: Why, that's a terrible thing. I don't know how many time I've told those boys, never call chicks broads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Shut up or I'll give you a backhand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 ... + Frank Zappathis could be the shortest QotD everI was in a pub in Montreal a few years back and my wife heads over to the coin jukebox and puts on Dinah-Mo-Hum. God bless her soul, my wife's that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Northern Wish is a broad, confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 ...Max Webster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 this is why i don't usually listen to Sinatra first thing in the morningDoesn't like crap games, with sharpies and fraudsWon't go to Haarlem in Lincolns or FordsWon't dish the dirt with the rest of the broadsThat's why the lady is a tramp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I was in a pub in Montreal a few years back and my wife heads over to the coin jukebox and puts on Dinah-Mo-Hum. God bless her soul, my wife's that is.HAHA! Thanks for clarifying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Ok fine I'll bite:Saskatchewan- RheostaticsMisunderstood- Wilco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I Used To Love Her - GnR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I havent met any that like this tune:I thought you saidYou'd bring me some flowersYou came home with nothingYou dirty rat finkI thought you said you'dClean up the living roomYou said you'd do the dishes in the sinkI'm sick and tired of your childish behaviorYou're always coming home completely sousedI'm sick and tired of this shoebox apartmentWhen are you going to buy me a house?She's bitchin' againShe's bitchin' againShe's bitchin' again drivin' me crazyShe's bitchin' againShe's bitchin' againShe's bitchin' again drivin' me nuts moeron LOVES this song and the entire album. Me, not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Misunderstood- WilcoAll the broads I know love this tune. LOVE it.I Used To Love Her - GnR Douglas has been trying to get me to learn that for years but I am waiting until she is gone. Ooooooooooh. That's terrible. Even for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 GnR - Back Off BitchOh baby, pretty babyOh honey, you let me down honeyI ain't playin' childhood gamesno moreI said it's time for meto even the scoreSo stake your claim,your claim to fameBut baby call another nemeWhen you feel the fire,and taste the flameBack off, back off bitchDown in the gutter dyin' in the ditchYou better back off, back off bitchFace of an angel with the love of a witchBack off, back off bitchBack off, back off bitchMakin' loveCheap heartbreaker, broken backed,Nasty ballbreaker, stay out of my bed, outta my headIf it's lovin' you,I'm better off deadBack off, back off bitchDown in the gutter dyin' in the ditchYou better back off, back off bitchFace of an angel with the love of a witchBack off, back off bitchBack off, back off bitchEmotions ripped, gone on a bingeLife lipped, I said you're off the hingeTellin' lies of such fame and gloryI don't even wanna hear your storyBack off, back off bitchDown in the gutter dyin' in the ditchYou better back off, back off bitchFace of an angel with the love of a witchBack off, back off bitchIt's such a pity that you're such a bitchBack off, back off bitchIt's time to burn-burn the witchBack off, back off bitchBack off, back off bitchBack off, back off bitchBitchBitchBitchBitchHey wha'd'ya think he's tryin' to say there, anyway?I think it's something each person's s'posed to take in their own specialwayFucking bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Oh wait did I get the wrong song title, the one with like 14 loud raucous annoying as hell "Nothing"-s at the end..... If it is I stand by that. If its not I meant that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blane Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 "A Man Needs A Maid"My life is changingin so many waysI don't know whoto trust anymoreThere's a shadow runningthru my daysLike a beggar goingfrom door to door.I was thinking thatmaybe I'd get a maidFind a place nearbyfor her to stay.Just someoneto keep my house clean,Fix my meals and go away.A maid. A man needs a maid.A maid.It's hard to make that changeWhen life and loveturns strange.And old.To give a love,you gotta live a love.To live a love,you gotta be "part of"When will I see you again?A while ago somewhereI don't know whenI was watchinga movie with a friend.I fell in love with the actress.She was playing a partthat I could understand.A maid. A man needs a maid.A maid.When will I see you again?even though it's a bit of a misread of the lyrics I think.anyway. on with the mysogyny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Hmmm, I like Primus, "I Used To Love Her", Zappa, even "almost" like Rush (but I think strictly for Neil Peart purposes only) in anycase I'll go ahead and check my pants later but I'm still pretty sure I am a broad so this is interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Mr. Wrong by CrackerWon't you meet me by the river that goes nowhereLet me lay my sorry trip on youWon't you meet me by the river little darlin'I might just let you see my bare tatooWell I was going to bring you flowers, but I didn'tIt's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too brokeBut there's some change in my ashtray, maybe just enough to payFor a half pint of something that'll probably make us chokeWell you know I'd rather not go and meet the familyThey'd probably send me back where I belongDon't want to hear about your Mr. Right, cause he's out of town tonightBaby come and spend some time with Mr. WrongI drive a one-eyed Malibu without a mufflerAnd a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enoughAnd baby if you like to read, I got some great pornographyAnd a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunkWell you know I'd rather not go and meet the familyThey'd probably send me back where I belongDon't want to hear about your Mr. Right, cause he's out of town tonightBaby come and spend some time with Mr. WrongNow do you have a girlfriend?And does she look as good as you?Would she like to meet my brother?He'll be out of jail in a month or twoWell you know I'd rather not go and meet your familyThey'd probably send me back where I belongDon't want to hear about your Mr. Right, cause he's out of town tonightBaby come and spend some time with Mr. WrongYeah where I come from they call me Mr. Wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Hmmm, I like Primus, "I Used To Love Her", Zappa, even "almost" like Rush (but I think strictly for Neil Peart purposes only) in anycase I'll go ahead and check my pants later but I'm still pretty sure I am a broad so this is interesting. Yes, but you are one of those "cool" broads. I'll throw out "Charmer" by Kings of Leon, based on the fact that my wife hates that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 hell, i hate charmer.....but i love Ragoo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 my girlfriend hates this one.*annoying girl rant*"you know!! there was a time when that was okay for a guy to think and act like that....you every gonna do that to me? huh? people kill their wives over things like this....how can you bop your head to this .... yappa yappa yappa, blah blah blah...."somtimes, broads just need to keep their mouth shut while i'm digging a great driving song.The Beatles: Run for your Life.Well I'd rather see you dead, little girlThan to be with another manYou better keep your head, little girlOr I won't know where I amYou better run for your life if you can, little girlHide your head in the sand little girlCatch you with another man That's the end'a little girlWell you know that I'm a wicked guyAnd I was born with a jealous mindAnd I can't spend my whole lifeTrying just to make you toe the lineYou better run for your life if you can, little girlHide your head in the sand little girlCatch you with another man That's the end'a little girlLet this be a sermonI mean everything I've saidBaby, I'm determinedAnd I'd rather see you deadYou better run for your life if you can, little girlHide your head in the sand little girlCatch you with another manThat's the end'a little girlI'd rather see you dead, little girlThan to be with another manYou better keep your head, little girlOr you won't know where I amYou better run for your life if you can, little girlHide your head in the sand little girlCatch you with another manThat's the end'a little girlNa, na, naNa, na, naNa, na, naNa, na, na Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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