Thorgnor Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Backbaconism - You've got a cow, and another cow... PARTY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Maxwebsterism:You have two cows.Canichiwa bean!Meggoism:You have two cows.You wish they were dogs.Snellyism:You have two cows.You labourously reverse engineer them until you are satisfied that you can tweak them to produce wine. It doesn't taste very good, but it gets the village drunk.d_rawkism:You have two cows.You feel guilty about it. You write a long apologetic defending your possession of these cows and explaining how your values are not compromised by the same. No-one reads it. Months later, someone asks you how your two cows are doing. You have no idea what they are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Scancism:You have two cows.Search is still broken.Scancism:You have two cows.Cow forum, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Mark Toninism: You have two cows.And they're gonna fuckin' kill you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 420ismYou have 2 cows....wait.....what was i talking about?Oh yeah, cows. Man i loooooooove milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Habs-ismYou have two cows.You are surrounded on all sides by local, quality cows. Alas, you still stick with the imports from BC and the Czech Republic.You become a You Tube sensation as "Golfing Cows" goes viral........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 bouchism:You have two cows... after months of unsuccessfully trying to legally change the name of the species to 'iCows' you finally get rid of the useless regular cows.backbaconism:You have two cows in your apt.You make a twenty minute audio recording of them mooing but don't think there will be quite the interest in the recording as with the cricket recording so you destroy the recording and flick the cows out the back door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Mark Toninism: You have two cows.And they're gonna fuckin' kill you!!Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Habs-ismyou have two cowsthey are better at hockey than the habs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Yours TrulyismYou have two cowsIt is a time to seriously move towards a deficit.We're already in Debt and this anti-deficit crap is getting nothing done.We need a serious overhaul. It costs money to do that. Nobody's going to come and collect frum us when we have so much oil, water and cows.That's Yours Truly-ism?I thought it would be more like:I have 2 cowsInstead of making the most of the milk I'd get from them, I'd complain about how it has to be pasteurized for sale in Canada, and in talking about it on the internet, get caught giving my over-quota volumes to my friends to make raw yogurt with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 TimmyBism:I have seen your 2 cows 142 times, going back to 1986.Huxism:My two cows are retiredI now prefer the one with the shittier cover band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Booche-onmic ModelYou have 1 cow.you root for your cow night after night.your cow drives you to drink.fack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 One cow turns to the other and says "I'm really worried about Mad Cow Disease"The other replies "I'm not, I'm a tractor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 The Dead-ismYou have 4, very old, cows.The milk they give is old and overpriced and goes against everything that the cow that started it all stood for.Tickets to see the cows were going for 20$ in the lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Leafism: You haven't had a cow in a while. No prospect for cows in the near future, either. People still buy your milk. I thought it was a good time to bump this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 sweet! i was actually thinking of this thread the other day with fondness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 came up in conversation recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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