wavinginthewind Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 From milwaukee.craigslist.org I HAVE LIVED OFF OF COUNTY HWY D NEAR ALPINE VALLEY FOR THE PAST 24 YEARS AND OFTEN FEEL THE RESIDUAL NEGATIVE EFFECTS OF THE CONCERTS. NEVER HAVE I HAD AN INCIDENT SUCH AS THE ONE THAT OCCURRED ON SATURDY NIGHT (JUN. 20) FOLLOWING A "PHISH" MUSICAL. OUR DOG WOKE US AT 1:30 AM MAKING A RUCKUS. WE HAVE A SMALL WARMING HOUSE NEAR THE EDGE OF THE HIGHWAY THAT I BUILT FOR OUR DAUGHTERS (NOW GROWN) TO WAIT FOR THE SCHOOLBUSES IN. THE LIGHT IN IT WAS ON AND SOMEONE WAS INSIDE. I PUT ON CLOTHES AND APPROACHED AND FOUND HIM DEFECATING ON THE FLOOR. HAD HAIR LOOKED LIKE A DOORMAT. EYES WERE BUGGY LIKE I REMEMBER ON MEN IN VIETNAM. I HAD A SHOTGUN AND TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING TO CLEAN UP THE DEFECATE. BUT I AM OLD (71 NOW) AND MADE A MISTAKE, RETURNING TO THE HOUSE TO GET A HOSE AND BUCKET. HE RAN IN THE DIRECTION OF THE INTERSTATE AND I DIDNOT FOLLOW. MY MESSAGE IS THIS: GET YOUR PEOPLE IN ORDER "PHISH". AND NEVER COME TO ALPINE VALLEY AGAIN. SHAME ON YOU. I AM POSTING ON CRAIGLIST BECAUSE I HAVE USED IT TO SELL TRUCK PARTS AND LAWN FURNTITURE AND DOUBT AN EDITOR'S LETTER IN THE JOURNAL/SENTINEL WILL REACH "PHISH" PEOPLE, WHO MY NEIGHBOR SAYS ARE MOSTLY FROM ILLINOIS OR EASTCOAST. I AM ALSO LOOKING FOR AN APOLOGY FROM THE MAN WHO COMMITTED THIS ACT. HE LEFT BEHIND A WHITE HAT WITH AN ALIEN ON IT. ALSO A GLASS THING. I AM GOING TO THROW THEM AWAY. Location: EAST TROY it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlphaNerd Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 A glass "thing"lollllz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 if this is for real, i feel for the guy. some strung-out wooks are an embarrassment to the human species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Yeah, that is terrible. Shoulda used the shot gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 High-larious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 if this is for real, i feel for the guy. some strung-out wooks are an embarrassment to the human species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Shoulda used the shot gun. Bahahahaha. Go get em C! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 I want to know more about his daughters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 I want to know more about his daughters.LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 He is 71, and lives in Wisconsin? Hmmm I'd say those daughters are about 52 by now......Ctowns should take note, that even a shotgun won't prevent unwanted dumps on your property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 if this is for real' date=' i feel for the guy. some strung-out wooks are an embarrassment to the human species. [/quote'] Strung-out wooks are an embarrassment to human feces! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 He is 71, and lives in Wisconsin? Hmmm I'd say those daughters are about 52 by now......You got it wrong... his wife is 52! Those daughters are in their early 30s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I soooo hope that's not for real. Maybe I'm just a bit strained just getting off a 15 1/2 hour drive, but I don't find that funny at all. Like why not shit in the ditch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Like why not shit in a toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 What I find funny was the guy posted this in ALL CAPS. He deserves to be ridiculed, even on caps lock Tuesday!The wookie defecating in his "warming house" was not funny at all. Last night I chased down a dog-owner whose dog had just shit on my lawn, and made her clean it up. Nobody was laughing (except maybe the dog). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Last night I chased down a dog-owner whose dog had just shit on my lawn, and made her clean it up. youtube link please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 BWAH HAHA HA HA HA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlphaNerd Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 WOOK #17! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 this should be made into a short film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I emailed him this:I am honestly shocked and saddened that you had to put up with that crap (literally). I am a responsible Phish fan from Canadas capital and just wanted to tell you that (Thank GOD) we are not all like this moron. There are 1000’s of us out here who would kick his ass to Alpine and back for you if we ever got the chance. They are ruining a beautiful wonderful scene with their antics and poor hygiene (among other things!).Very sorry for your experience,And he wrote me back (in all caps!):SEAN: THANK YOU FOR THE NOTE FROM UP NORTH. I USED TO HUNT ELK IN MANITOBA AND HAVE FOND MEMORIES. A FEW "GOOD PHISH" PEOPLE HAVE WRITTEN NOW AND I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS MAN MAY HAVE BEEN A ROGUE POOPER. I AM STILL WAITING ON AN APOLOGY FROM HIM. IF YOU SEE HIM IN YOUR PHISH GROUPS PLEASE LET HIM KNOW. MY WIFE (A CHRISTIAN) SAYS NOT TO KICK HIS ASS. BUT I WOULD LIKE THAT MAYBE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I think i know who did it but what happens in Wisconsin stays in Wisconsin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 "THIS MAN MAY HAVE BEEN A ROGUE POOPER" What an awesome sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Ladies and gentlemen, live on stage:Rogue Pooper!!!"Helllllooooo Wisconsin!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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