Schwa. Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 bring it fu©cker. i feel like the only one around here to be left out, so get creative, i have lots of flaws. here is some fodder: i'm overweight i've lost several jobs i still get zits i like drugs i like dreads i like to like my finger is really fu**ed since the ole rope swing thing my car leaks my hair is curly ....and the list goes on and on. so feel free, be funny and have fun on me. i know that none of you would say these things to my face cuz if you did, i'd fart on you (another flaw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 one of the first times i met you, i gave you a ride home from a show at pine knob, and your feet smelled really bad. but, it's okay. ::oh and PS - i don't appreciate you referring to me as "fu©ker". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 ya i remember that. reekie was supposed to stay sober and ended up getting blotto. you saved us and i hung out the window asking passers-by if 'this road goes to Canada?' i also remember getting out to pee and having to chase you guys half way to the border. thats one you pansies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Shut your mouth you big curly haired fu©k!!! Keep it up and we'll get Jared to have a Spell-off with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 oh ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Your jambands.ca user name is obviously a lame attempt to capitalize on the popularity of the user known as "Schwa".Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Not getting on your knees and fellating members of the Slip puts you on my "Do not call" list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 You think you can just DEMAND insults man? What ever happened to being an arse first and thereby deserving such insults. Who the fu©k do you think you are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 yeah! and.... and.... ummmm...... hmmm....well you.....er..... ah dang it, i can't even pretend. :: i think you're just grrrrrrrrrrreat choix! although if you don't get around to burning me that history of funk volume 1 compliation, i might just have to kick some ass. ass that belongs to you! YEAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 two words... cock smoke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Choix, ya dick. Regards, Hux :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Too easy... and too dangerous for me to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 "my finger is really fu**ed since the ole rope swing thing" Dont stick your finger up your ass next time............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 "my finger is really fu**ed since the ole rope swing thing" Dont stick your finger up your ass next time............ that's exactly what the doctor told him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 your ideas are great, especially when consulting the ctmf on-site medical personal.......pull my finger..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 you never gave us discounts at the beer store, cheap bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 you don't fro out your hair enough biatch!! pimp that mother!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skelter Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 you're a crap chunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Off the top of my head, you talk WAAAAYYYYYY too effin loud at concerts. The thing is, you are actually trying to whisper, but your one ear is all fu©ked up or deaf or something so you have no idea you are actually doing it. I think I first experienced this when we went to see our first Kimock show in Detroit. People several rows in front of us were turning and scowling... I kind of stuck up for you and gave them the 'turn around and mind your own business you fu©kface elitist flokster' eyes. I too, though, was cringing each time you broke into your booming 'whispers.' Couple this lack of volume control with the ingestion of certain 'chatty illicits' and we have quite the aggravating predicament on our hands! I know you understand you have this 'problem' and have always urged me to flat out tell you to shut the h up... and I respectfully have obliged. All of this said, I hope to hear your booming whispers over the sounds of Harvard Mouse and Diesel Dog at the Farmer's Union Hall (aka: The Old Schoolhouse) on the Bloomfield Rd, just off the 401, in Chatham on Saturday November 13th. Thanks for asking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 thats the spirit people. Becky, you're disqualified for being nice. keri, thats frigging hilarious. i need ya by my side to give me the old 'shut the hell up' nudge. you can actually hear my loud ass on one of the Hookah Magic Bag shows we attended years back. ....and marco, stop being so friggin nice. Sheesh. I like the crap chunk one. simple yet mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 I like the crap chunk one. simple yet mean. Yeah that’s definitely a permanent addition to my vocabulary! choix - i think it's time you stopped brushing your hair with those egg beaters, k buddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 fine! i'll show you... um...NOT nice! your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! you so ugly, it looks like somebody put yo face on fire & tried to put it out with a hatchet! peedrinkin' crapface! how you like them apples?! hmpf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 yeah, and just so everyone knows, choix's hair is not naturally curly like that. He'll try to tell you otherwise, but he really does get a perm every 4 months. Here's proof: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted October 27, 2004 Report Share Posted October 27, 2004 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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