Booche Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 You know what really grinds my gears? Jambands have the worst names and I'll tell you why. They all smoke pot. Leftover Salmon? You know how they came up with that name? I'll tell ya. They were baked and sitting around, running through some made up scales that sound horrible. "Hahahahahaha, Leftover Salmon. That's a wicked name for our band. Pass the Doritos." The String Cheese Incident? We all know that they were stoned our ski-bums busking for lift passes at the bottom of any mountain before they were given the boot. What does Rainbow Comet and their "psychedelic hue grooves" want from us? I'll tell you want they want. Money. And do you know what they want that money for? More pot. They want more pot so that they can write more lameass grooves so that you and I can get stoned and pay the cover so they can buy more pot. Are you really going to see School Bus Yellow when they come to town? The moral of the story is quite simple. Before you get high, make sure you understand the consequences to your actions. And that is what really grinds my gears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 here here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 You can usually tell a band is a jamband just by their name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Funny you mention School Bus Yellow, I just got an email asking if I wanted a free disc from them...I wish I had some pot right now though,maybe I should start a jamband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 whoa, dude, i'm sorry, i musta spaced... come again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 unfortunatly, i had a hand in naming a jamband once upon a time, and yes, we were smoking pot, and yes, we were stoned, and yes, i simply stuck 2 halves of 2 names together and VOILA! a jamband is born,,,, shit now you all know my secret recipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 What was the name?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 I'm thinking of starting a Grateful Dead cover band called 'Half-Burnt Marsh Mellows' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 i simply stuck 2 halves of 2 names together Andrchard?ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Jam Band Jovi will live on in my heart, but alas never made it to a concert bill....I sobered up and thought better of it than to jeopordize my career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 (edited) hahahhahahaha! jam band jovi is PURE GOLD! and the secret dies with me, actually, lets make it a contest, anyone who can guess said band name gets a free dylan show Edited November 8, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Rainbow Comet has some sick grooves, brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Ekoostic Hookah. Ominous Seapods. Phish. The game could go on and on. You want a cool band name? "And you will know us by the trail of dead" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 I don't know about a jamband name, but if the band was made up of cougars maybe it was "The Hamiltoes from Camelton" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 I've got some board recordings of Rainbow Comet from '03. Freaking awesome. Jimmy their guitarist kicks Trey's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 hahahhahahaha! jam band jovi is PURE GOLD!and the secret dies with me, actually, lets make it a contest, anyone who can guess said band name gets a free dylan show Sanzwill Band (Not sure how to spell it, but I'm sure that's the band...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Nice one Dougler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Perhaps Jiggle The Handle?? Unexplained Bacon? And one of my favourites, definitely not a jamband, but we played with a band called "Done Mama Proud" one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Addison Groove Project? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 You want a cool band name? "And you will know us by the trail of dead"Interestingly enough, the original name of that (AWESOME) band is 'The Clouds That Fondle Jagged Crags And Raging Storms Conspire And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead.'AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Ha ha ha ha. That is so fucking great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 mangler you gotta PM me your addy if you want yer prizehit it right on the nosesanislo +wilson = sanzwill bandhey come on i was stoned, gimme some slack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Lake Trout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Polkaroo...... were you at the show at Capital in April? That was one of my highlights of the year, in terms of shows. Nice guys too.AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Psychedelic Breakfast.End of discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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