ggrtrhhrtgg Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 hahahahahahahhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Cruise Says He Was Joking About Eating PlacentaStory Turned From Joke To Reality On InternetPOSTED: 3:18 pm EDT April 18, 2006NEW YORK -- For those of you who took Tom Cruise seriously when he said he was going to eat Katie Holmes' placenta, there's been a clarification.He was joking.Cruise told Diane Sawyer he was only kidding when he said in GQ magazine that he was going to eat the placenta and umbilical cord right after Holmes gave birth because they're "very nutritious."But several days later, there are stories on the Internet taking him seriously.Several reports about the pending birth of Cruise and Holmes' baby have dominated the media lately.Among them, Cruise said that the baby would not be baptized because he and Holmes are "just Scientologists." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 I wish he was just joking about the whole Scientology thing too.I will go on believing he will consume the placenta and then perhaps feast on the baby itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deranger Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Is it just me, or is this getting a bit weird?I'm really starting to get sick and tired of Scientology. Get your head out of your ass and find a "real" religion, like Snake Worshipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 yeah, or Christianity. You won't BELIEVE what they think about things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 ...find a "real" religion, like Snake Worshipping.that's been my philosophy in life.....just add two adjectives...."DEM's trouser-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Why would a snake worship Dr_Evil_Mouse's trousers? I mean, it's an interesting image, but as a set of words / phrase, it sounds more like the name of some awkward interpretive dance or something...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 (edited) Interpretive dance???....INDEED! you silly wook, I know you understand grammar well enough to know you placed those words in the the OBJECT placement, not adjective placement of the sentence/... I certainly do beleive that Tom is not only inhabited by alien spirits, but may be a test-case run of actual scientology-alien take-overs. Not having cable at home, I finally saw ten minutes of an interview with him at our Montreal hotel...what really struck me was the lag between Q and A....I swear I could see the Q being 'uploaded' to the mothership, translated in nanoseconds, the reply composed and downloaded into Cruises's communication circuits before he actually opened his mouth and responded. He also had ZERO emotion when responding to charges that the baby wasn't his. He spoke in such a monotone, it was really freaky! I think the aliens need to study us further...they don't have it right quite yet. Edited April 18, 2006 by Guest always trying to out-grammar Bradley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Is it just me, or is this getting a bit weird?I'm really starting to get sick and tired of Scientology. Get your head out of your ass and find a "real" religion, like Snake Worshipping. moe: "i was born a snake handler, and i'll die a snake handler." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Interpretive dance???....INDEED!you silly wook, I know you got dirty imagination capabilities from previous posts you've made........'nuff said. I certainly do beleive that Tom is not only inhabited by alien spirits, but may be a test-case run of actual scientology-alien take-overs. Not having cable at home, I finally saw ten minutes of an interview with him at our Montreal hotel...what really struck me was the lag between Q and A....I swear I could see the Q being 'uploaded' to the mothership, translated in nanoseconds, the reply composed and downloaded into Cruises's communication circuits before he actually opened his mouth and responded. He also had ZERO emotion when responding to charges that the baby wasn't his. He spoke in such a monotone, it was really freaky! I think the aliens need to study us further...they don't have it right quite yet. I think Tom is waiting for Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Spaceship to arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Cruise, Holmes Have Baby Girl Named Suri By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer LOS ANGELES - The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed "TomKat" by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said. "Both mother and daughter are doing well," Robinson said in a prepared statement.The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.The baby was born in Los Angeles but the exact location was not disclosed.It's the first child for Holmes, 27. Cruise, 43, has an adopted daughter and son from his marriage to Nicole Kidman.Details surrounding the birth, which was planned under the tenets of the Church of Scientology as a silent procedure, weren't disclosed.Outside the Beverly Hills home where Cruise and Holmes live, about a dozen reporters and photographers stood by. Security officers inside the compound videotaped the journalists.A security guard at the gate refused to release any information. A few cars did arrive and were allowed into the estate. A police motorcycle officer stopped by around 4 p.m. and sat watching the goings-on.The patrolman, who identified himself as Officer Chase, said he was just making a routine check, since activity around the area had been heightened for some time. He asked if the baby had been born, was told yes, and drove off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 The patrolman, who identified himself as Officer Chase, said he was just making a routine check, since activity around the area had been heightened for some time. He asked if the baby had been born, was told yes, and drove off.holy crap the Loyal Officers are disguising themselves as cops and are checking up on things at the Tomcat compound! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Me so Suri! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 prediction: this girl will become President of the United States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 i respect annie liebowitz as a photographer, but this is the equivalent of Alanis' acoustic jagged little pill album.ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 why is the baby wearing a hairpiece?I keep staring at that picture expecting the head to spin around like a top[color:gray]i gotta stop taking acid at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 prediction: this girl will become President of the United States.prediction: this girl will clog the shower drain by the age of 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 prediction: this girl will become President of the United States.prediction: this girl will clog the shower drain by the age of 1.Prediction: that clogged shower drain sells on ebay for $500,000.00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 prediction: the shower drain will become the Vice-President of the United States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Prediction: After the shower drain embarassment she commits Hari Suri! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 I can't believe I read this whole thread. The Katie dropping acting story is at least three months old, the silent birth's the real deal, the placenta isn't. L. Ron Hubbard is famed for saying 'if you want to make a million dollars start a cult'.Enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I can't believe I read this whole thread. The Katie dropping acting story is at least three months old, the silent birth's the real deal, the placenta isn't. L. Ron Hubbard is famed for saying 'if you want to make a million dollars start a cult'.Enough.None of us can believe we are reading/updating this thread, but it is what it is.Now would someone please post the Vanity Fair interview? Not for me, it's uhh for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 Is Tom Cruise REALLY THIS SHORT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 google search reveals:Tom Cruise — Height: 5' 7" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 i don,t eithertom like,s his own male companionshe is so full of it sh;twonder if he can help my bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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