hamilton Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 From msn:Holmes quits Hollywood 14/11/2005 12:00:00 AM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------(BANG) - Katie Holmes is reportedly quitting acting forever - to be a stay-at-home mom.The stunning 26-year-old - who is pregnant with fiancé Tom Cruise's baby - allegedly wants to devote herself to being a full-time mother and housewife.A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Katie has decided to give up acting altogether. She's been telling friends that she and Tom have decided it is best she stays at home and brings up their baby."Her decision is raising a lot of eyebrows in Hollywood. She is at the perfect age for so many screen roles and has completely closed the door on a promising career."Earlier this month, it was claimed the screen beauty is demanding a pre-nuptial agreement before she marries Tom - guaranteeing her millions if the pair split. The former 'Dawson's Creek' star was said to be refusing to tie the knot unless the pair sign a legal agreement financially securing her and her unborn baby's future. Katie has asked her lawyer father Marti to sort out the arrangements and according to US reports he was "playing hardball with the negotiations".The proposed agreement will reportedly include a clause guaranteeing the actress a "payment of millions" if the marriage ends within five years. So... she and Tom decided this? Or Tom decided this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Wise career move. "Earlier this month, it was claimed the screen beauty is demanding a pre-nuptial agreement before she marries Tom - guaranteeing her millions if the pair split. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 she'll be salivating like a Pavlovian dog before the ink is dry on that pre-nupi wonder what the subsequent Cruise on Oprah episode would offer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 she's a robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 I hear they are going to adopt Rosie O'Donnell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 I hear they are going to adopt Rosie O'Donnell. But Rosie O'Donnell is a man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 ^ that's okay, fun for the whole family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 She's cute as heck, but she's a terrible actress. Besides she has alot of work ahead of her if she wants to reach OT VIII. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 She's cute as heck, but she's a terrible actress. Besides she has alot of work ahead of her if she wants to reach OT VIII.yeah, I was wondering why anyone (like Hamilton) cared what she did with her life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Why do I have this horrible feeling that Cruise's life is headed towards some kind of real human tragedy?I have no predictions, just that the weirdest - and darkest - sides of all these stories have yet to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 For proof that MarcO is not talking out his sizeable yet plush ass, read this: www.scientology-lies.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 dear marco,how are things? i'm glad to see that you've brought out the tarot cards and magic 8ball to read tom cruise's fortune. considering that he and i have the same birthday, and therefor a similar astrological chart (hey, we weren't born at the same time, or year) do you think the same future applies to me?nail bitingly yours,Alexisp.s. i've had trouble sleeping....do you think you could replicate your plush ass for me as a sleeping aid? i ask for replication because i would hate to be kept awake by your tootiledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Dear Alexis -things are going well thank you. Actually I've been pretty depressed as of late.I feel that despite the similar ass-tro chart, that you and Tom Cruise are heading in different directions. You will complete writing your book and go on to a life filled with love, happiness and memories to take with you to the grave. Tom Cruise, on the other hand, may read a book - possibly yours - but will more likely say something colossally stupid ("let me tell you what I think of the role of Jews in Hollywood.....") and that'll be the end of that.avert your eyes,Marc.ps - stick with your pillow, it'll be less hairy. Yes, I am putting on the pounds but at least I have a good excuse: I am lazy and I love bad food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairySari Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 ok, so was curious about just *how* crazy tom cruise really is, and after reading the wikipedia entry on scientology, all i can say is HOLY CRAP how can anyone possibly believe that nut? This was what i found most amusing: scientology cruise ship! hahah maybe the lethal levels of asbestos are making them crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 "tootiledge"ah-HAHAHAHA she said tootiledge, the word tootiledge is quite titillating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 FairySari did you take the virtual tour of the boat? Incredible stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 (edited) dear marco,glad to hear things are going well. sorry to hear that your definition of well is depressed.thanks for the tarotball reading. i feel at ease now. my kindred birthday soul o meter tells me that you may be onto something with poor Tom. too bad katie's going to all the trouble of a prenup when tommy might be broke by the time she figures out how to break the scientolovoodoo mind meld tom has with her.i'm considering a replica of your rear area for the plushness, not the size. eat on brutha...but some advice...perhaps there is a corolation between the bad food you're taking in and the depression you are feeling as of late? you shouldn't eat bad food...mold does make penicilin, but i'm sure there is some sort of cookery process to it. once, on guiness book of world records, the tv show, i saw this guy who'd inhaled some bread mold and it got stuck in his nose and half his face fell off...i wouldn't want that to happen to you. then you'd really be depressed. and faceless.averting my eyes,alexis Edited November 16, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Dear Alexis,You can use my ass as a pillow, it's soft and jell-oey. It even comes with a snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 dear lazlo...as mentioned before...i do not want to rot from the inside out....nor from the outside in. no amount of p diddy pimped proactive will be able to wash the sludge off my face if i set it down on your ass for even a second.but thank you for the offer. if i ever want to try your choda cheese, i will get marco to sample it first, as it seems he has an inclination for bad food.Alexis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Tom Cruise is the new Michael Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 if i ever want to try your choda cheese, i will get marco to sample it first, as it seems he has an inclination for bad food.You sure? It tastes like cashews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 She's cute as heck' date=' but she's a terrible actress. Besides she has alot of work ahead of her if she wants to reach OT VIII.[/quote']yeah, I was wondering why anyone (like Hamilton) cared what she did with her life...I don't actually care what she does... it's just interesting to watch Tom Cruise's life spiral in to a vortex of insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 She's cute as heck' date=' but she's a terrible actress. Besides she has alot of work ahead of her if she wants to reach OT VIII.[/quote']yeah, I was wondering why anyone (like Hamilton) cared what she did with her life...I don't actually care what she does... it's just interesting to watch Tom Cruise's life spiral in to a vortex of insanity.and as an added bonus, we get to know way more than we need about the cashew flavour of lazlo's nether regions.shudder.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 This just in...Tom is still crazy: Tom Cruise buys a fricken Sonogram Machine for home viewings In an interview taped Oct. 30 with Barbara Walters for her upcoming special 'Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005,' which airs Nov. 29 on ABC, Tom Cruise talked about his latest purchase for his expectant fiancee Katie Holmes."I bought a sonogram machine," Cruise told Walters, according to PEOPLE. "I am gonna donate it to a hospital when we are done."Walters asked: "Wait, you are going to do your own sonogram?"Continue reading this article below "Yes," said a jubilant Cruise, laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 stupid fucking twunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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