\/\/illy Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 What are some of the funny things your mother (or father (or grandfather (or grandmother))) used to say? (Or still say?)"Slower than molasses in the winter time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted November 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 "Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dJEd Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 "As useless as tits on a boar" My mom always says about my dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted November 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 "For the hundredth time, leave the bloody squirrels alone!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 "Heaven's to Betsy," "Jesus Christopher George," and many, many more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grateful_dave Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 "youve got more excuses than carter has liver pills!" dont ask me! thats just what dad said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted November 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 "If your nose runs and your feet smell, you must be built upside down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 "Stay away from drugs!"Ha-ha-ha, old people are so funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark tonin Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 "Boredom is a state of mind."Peace, Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Freddy (my dad) always says..."you don't know your arse from a hole in the ground" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 How About "You'll find out when you have kids"My mother always said that one!Mother was right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 heh my family on both sides would always say that molasses one VVilly!heres one my dad would always say to my brother and i on road trips to get us laughin'"were off! like a herd of turtles and a ruptured duck in a puddle of panther piss!" still cracks me up typing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 my grandma used to always say "you better mind your ps and qs or else i'll pin your ears back"or"don't forget to eat your crust, it'll put the curls in your hair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 my dad always says"you gotta mount up and ride to the sound of the guns!!"ahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Mom always said, "Never be ashamed of honest dirt."Dad always said, "Go get your dad a beer."Since he quite drinking he says, "Don't wish away time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 One of my Mom's favourites, whenever things get too abstract or absurd, is "I had one too but the wheels fell off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 My mom would always say (usually in kitchen) "I'm sweating like a fat girl in a snowsuit."She's got a sense of humor, so many more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 I've been getting this same line every time I go to visit my mom in Kingston:" David, stop lifting all those heavy weights ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 my mum said "useless as a pair of tits on a bull"..and "slower than molasses in january"but her most endearing one was "fuck off and die" that always warmed the heart.dad's was "how'd ya make out?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 "You don't know if you're fucked, punch board or eat out by maggots."My grand father, everytime I was arrested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 "The songs are nice, but there's too many notes."my mom on the grateful dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 my mom said there'd be days like this.there'd be days like this, my mom said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 don't come home, i just vacuumed and don't want anyone to walk on the carpet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paan Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 "Kevin! Don't touch the cats there!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 Look with your tongue not with your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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