MarcO Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 it's like last week I treated myself to a hot dog from our local street vendor. I go to put mustard on it. No mustard to be found. I say "my good man, where is the mustard?" He says "we are out of mustard, the delivery never came". I stared at him. He stared at me. LOOK YOU FUCKING GOON - YOU RUN A HOT DOG CART AND WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF MUSTARD YOU SHUT THE FUCKING THING DOWN! NO MUSTARD = NO HOT DOGS FOR ANYONE! YOU GET THE MUSTARD BACK, YOU GET YOUR BUSINESS BACK , YOU DIG?!?!? I wanted to stab him with his own hot dog. Now *that* is justice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 I usually put ketchup, not mustard, on my hot dogs (and when I get one from a sidewalk vendor, I'll also add onions and hot peppers).Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 MarcO,That is a crime.Did he AT LEAST have hot peppers and sauerkraut?Adam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 yes, they made it easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 laurie told me that you had a fitful sleep that night, marco, and kept muttering "no mustard!?" throughout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Marco, i feel your mustard pain. i refuse to eat dogs without mustard. in fact, mustard is about the only thing i'll put on a street vendor dog. usually. sometimes i go nuts on the sauerkraut and bacon bits and mayo and all that shit... but 9 times outta 10, its mustard or mayhem. and Brad - that aint right. mustard, man! mustard! but, we have bigger fish to fry.... As far as eating contests go, (and wasn't there a topic about this some time ago here?) this woman is the champ. SHE HAS BEAT BADLANDS BOOKER ON A NUMBER OF OCCASIONS: * Armour Vienna Sausage: 8.31 pounds Armour Vienna Sausage /Lowe's Motor Speedway Charlotte / 10 Minutes/ May 28, 2005 * Asparagus: 5.75 pounds Tempura Deep Fried Aspargus Spears/ Stockton Asparagus Fest / 10 minutes/ Apr. 24, 2004 * Baked Beans, Long Course: 8.4 Pounds Baked Beans/ 84 Lumber / 2 minutes 47 seconds/ Aug. 7, 2004 * Brats: 35 Johnsonville Brats / Brat Days / 10 Minutes/ Aug. 6, 2005 * Cheesecake: 11 pounds Downtown Atlantic Cheesecake / 9 minutes/ Sept. 26, 2004 * Chicken Nuggets: 80 Chicken Nuggets / 5 Minutes * Chicken Wings: 167 chicken wings / 32 minutes * Chicken Wings, National Buffalo Wing Festival: 161 chicken wings, 5.09 lbs / 12 minutes/ Sept. 5, 2004 * Crab Cakes: 40 Crab Cakes/ Midway Slots / 12 Minutes/ Aug. 21, 2005 * Eggs: 65 Hard Boiled Eggs / 6 minutes, 40 seconds * Fruitcake: 4 pounds, 14 1/4 ounces Wegmans Fruitcake / 10 minutes/ Dec. 30, 2003 * Hamburger: Giant Barrick Burger: 9 pound cheeseburger/ Plaza Hotel Casino / 48 minutes, 10 seconds/ Jan. 22, 2005 * Hamburgers: 7 Burgers (3/4 pound) "Thickburgers" / 10 minutes * Jambalaya: 9 Pounds Crawfish Jambalaya/ LuLu's Mardi Gras / 10 Minutes/ Feb. 24, 2004 * Maine Lobster/ Kennebunk: 44 Maine Lobsters (11.3 Pounds of meat) from the shell / 12 minutes/ Aug. 13, 2005 * Meatballs: 6 pounds Meatballs/ Carmine's Restaurant at Tropicana Hotel Casino / 12 minutes/ Dec. 4, 2004 * Oysters: 46 Dozen Acme Oysters/ Acme Oyster House / 10 Minutes/ Mar. 20, 2005 * Pulled Pork: 23 pulled pork sandwiches / 10 minutes/ Oct. 3, 2003 * Quesadilla: 31.5 4-inch Cheese Quesadilla / 5 minutes * Sweet Potato Casserole: 8.62 pounds/ NC State Fair / 11 minutes/ Oct. 20, 2004 * Tacos: 48 soft chicekn tacos/ Zocalo Restaurant / 11 minutes/ Sept. 29, 2004 * Toasted Ravioli: 4 pounds toasted ravioli by Charlie Gitto's at Harrah's St. Louis / 12 Minutes/ Nov. 20, 2004 * Turducken: 7 3/4 pounds Turducken.com Thanksgiving Dinner / 12 minutes/ Nov. 26, 2003 There is an century-old prophesy within the competitive eating community, dismissed by most, that foretells the rise of the One Eater, a woman who will electrify America's gurgitators and lead them to international victory once again. Like Joan of Arc before her, this eater will be slender of stature, but mighty in strength. In recent months, the prophesy has been mentioned more and more frequently as the eaters have watched Sonya Thomas excel in nearly every contest she enters. This amazing eater was named IFOCE 2003 Rookie of the Year and was nearly unbeaten in competition in 2004, except for one highly controversial loss to Dale Boone in a baked bean eating contest in which the beans were said to be far too hot. (Boone somehow got hold of a jug of water that he used to cool his beans.) Sonya has quickly mastered the sport and the rest of the eaters appear to be watching, dumfounded, seemingly waiting for her to assume her rightful position at the top of the game. However, in 2005, Sonya was tested by other American eaters, most notably by Joey Chestnut, who beat her in Waffle House waffles and in Krystal hamburgers. Many Americans remain hopeful that Sonya will fulfil the prophesy and beat Kobayashi -- but can she do it? Is she the one? Sonya is single and lives in Alexandria, VA. and no helmet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 the pugger burger here in hamilton cooks a two pound burger (32 ounces) which is bigger than any burger in this thread.the crazies that eat that thing are insane....and most are small oriental people, with the odd football brute thrown in. 32 ounce steak sure....burger, no way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 yeah, all that and single too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 reminds me of the pugger burger here in hamilton, 1 pound patty, back bacon, the works, ive never done it, never attempted it, id puke for sure from that much ground beefthey have photos up in the shop of the fastest times, i think the champ is some tourist form the USA like 3 or 4 minsyuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 yeah, all that and single too!yeah, but there's gotta be a reason for that - there's no way a pooper can go through all that without some trouble along the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 beat me to it stevo, and i forgot about the doublepugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 dare to dream guigsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 beat me to it stevo, and i forgot about the doublepuggersounds like a girl i used to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 (edited) actually hippy, last time i was in, they had a picture of some guy devoring a 3 pound, triple pugger burger. thats 48 Ounces of Pure Beef. edit: for stoner math. Edited December 13, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Wow! He must've eaten the plate, the cutlery and the napkin too! (16 x 3 = 48) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 I walked by Dangerous Dan's the other day...love the sign in the window:"Everything's bigger at the Double D!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 You are all fuckin' amateurs(accept rubberdinghy). I challenge any of you to challenge me to eat two or more of any of the sandwiches discussed so far or to be discussed. The more crap on them the better. Dead and cooked are not prerequisites. Come and put your money where my mouth is for I am the king of gluttony in all its forms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 anybody remember 'the Cosby Show episode where Theo explained how he classifies hot women as burgers? 'now, she would be a triple burger wit cheese'that was pretty sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 you guys are giving me the munchies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ge-off Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 'now, she would be a triple burger wit cheese'everything in life can be tied to the Cosbys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 beat me to it stevo' date=' and i forgot about the doublepugger[/quote']sounds like a girl i used to know *shame*...you;re about to be a daddy you nasty bugger. leave the smut to us moms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 I'll take two and a bucket of fries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ge-off Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 i am having a heart attack just looking at that... but my mouth is watering at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Ever heard of the Puppe Law that whoever brings up the Cosby's in a food thread automatically loses the debate. :0 I'm with Marc0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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