Pootie Tang Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 How bout this one: Don't shit where you eat?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 "If you use a little baby powder everyday after you shower, that'll probably clear right up in a week or so." And it did! (Hey gimme a break, sometimes it's hard to be a hairy man...) - M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 My pappy was always fond of saying "It's better to try something and fail then to not try it at all". It's so basic but so Goddamned true I can hardly believe the impact it's had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigger Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 'don't get styled up after your drunk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezy Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 "Take your 'goggles' off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitari Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 If you get hurt doing something stupid that you weren't smart enough not to do, then you deserve whatever the consequences are. Hamilton's rendition of Darwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldengrooves Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 'use the force.....' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted July 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 Don't hit people with things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 One of my favourite writers when I was growing up (and still, today) was Robert A. Heinlein (sometimes called "The Dean of American Science Fiction"). Probably his most memorable character was Woodrow Wilson Smith, aka Lazarus Long, so called because he was essentially immortal. In the novel, "Time Enough For Love", Long's thoughts and quotes are gathered in The Notebooks Of Lazarus Long; it's one of the best compendia of advice I know. A brief sample: Rub her feet.Always store beer in a dark place.If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people.Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.My favourite is probably: quote: Pessimist by policy, optimist by temperament -- it is possible to be both. How? By never taking an unnecessary chance and by minimizing risks you can't avoid. This permits you to play out the game happily, untroubled by the certainty of the outcome. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 "Don't shave with your shirt on" - said to me yesterday by Ms. Hux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecowboy Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 "we can't all be winners, youre just as important" 'get on the bus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitari Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 See bouche, if only I'd been rich way back when you may have had a battle for the fair Lady Huxtable's hand! Ah well, I suppose it all worked out. You guys are the mushiest couple I know (next to your brother and his gorgeous wife that is)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 1. don't frown... you never know who could be falling in love with your smile 2. you shouldn't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you 3. be nice to your siblings... you're going to like them someday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 "Don't burn your bridges unless you can walk on water." "Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll probably meet them again on the way down." Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitari Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 PalacePrincess, your post rang so true in my head. I'm going to write those down and stick them to my prison walls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted July 17, 2003 Report Share Posted July 17, 2003 lol, kitari, anything to help brighten those prison walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 quote: Originally posted by Kitari: If you get hurt doing something stupid that you weren't smart enough not to do, then you deserve whatever the consequences are. Hamilton's rendition of Darwin Glad to be of service!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu dog Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 'if you ain't drink'in, you ain't think'in'..... ---backbacon---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu dog Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 op, forgot one.. if you don't have a beer in your hand, you might as well put your dink in your hand..... oh i love that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 My favorites thus far: Each one of Greg's, seriously, that's some shit. Deadheads got their shit together, unless they got nutty over the years. Hopefully, they still got that shit............ Love these, "If you're not having fun then what fuck are you doing?" "Don't put that in your mouth" "Take your 'goggles' off" 'a fifty cent sandwich can ruin a fifty dollar bender' "you shouldn't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you" (yes, and no to that one. Its a tough decision to make.) One that worked for me, but isnt necessarily for everyone: "Eat iiiiiiiiiiiiiit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 " Don't smoke ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyRage Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 quote:from the Globe and mail: Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer later in life Sorry if some of you geezers are too late. Me, I got on early start on this one and still have time to double or triple the pace. Call it intuition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Constable Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 "Remember, there are 3 kinds of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted July 18, 2003 Report Share Posted July 18, 2003 Booche~ Cheers bro, well I hope we still got our shit together,although probally have gotten a bit nutty too through the years. I remembered another one or two that I used to hear around the house from my uncle & his buddies while they worked on their bikes : "Keep your head outta your ass" Guess that one is kinda the same as "Listen". And "Always order the second beer before you finish your first" That way you got somthing in your hand if the shit goes down. Strange life growin up 'round hippie-folkies & bikers it was......but fun none the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 quote: 'a fifty cent sandwich can ruin a fifty dollar bender'Since Kung was asking ... That was originally from me, quoting my friend Bubba. I wouldn't have mentioned it, but it was worth it to have an excuse to credit a guy called "Bubba." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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