Patchoulia Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 If there was an award for how many times the phrase "poopy hands" (or some variation thereof) was uttered in a single thread, I'm pretty sure this one would win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 If the mule sued the person who sold them the ice cream, depending on the facts, he'd have a good case. (As I said, though, such cases in Canada usually have very low damages. Hopefully, the mule was eating that ice cream in Texas; now that's where to sue for real damages...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Compression Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 poopoo water!!!haha funny word(s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Poo is everywhere...Surprise Toothbrush. Does flushing the toilet cause fecal coliform bacteria to be spewed about the bathroom? Adam and Jamie arrange toothbrushes about the bathroom and use toothpaste and distilled water on them for a full month. Then the use the control toothbrushes, placed on top of the toilet, for the month. They place another pair of toothbrushes in the kitchen during the experiment.And lest you think this is all a hoax, the bathroom remains in use during the month - with a checklist showing the number of number ones, number twos and numbers threes (both at the same time?) that were done. At the end of the month, the result is... every single toothbrush, even the pair in the kitchen, shows evidence of the bacteria. Woops. So it seems we just can't escape. As Mike Rowe would say, "There's poo everywhere!". Confirmed. Sorta. I mean, the toilet does produce spray, and there is bacteria. But in the kitchen. A bit sketchy it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 you just reminded me of some old phish show tape i used to have...during a (YEM?) jam they were singing "Poop" "everybody, poop!" i think it was a "boy, man, god, shit, poop, crap" kinda evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Poo is everywhere...Surprise Toothbrush. Does flushing the toilet cause fecal coliform bacteria to be spewed about the bathroom? Adam and Jamie arrange toothbrushes about the bathroom and use toothpaste and distilled water on them for a full month. Then the use the control toothbrushes, placed on top of the toilet, for the month. They place another pair of toothbrushes in the kitchen during the experiment.And lest you think this is all a hoax, the bathroom remains in use during the month - with a checklist showing the number of number ones, number twos and numbers threes (both at the same time?) that were done. At the end of the month, the result is... every single toothbrush, even the pair in the kitchen, shows evidence of the bacteria. Woops. So it seems we just can't escape. As Mike Rowe would say, "There's poo everywhere!". Confirmed. Sorta. I mean, the toilet does produce spray, and there is bacteria. But in the kitchen. A bit sketchy it seems. ahhh shit Dinghy! I'd forgotten about this shit! I used to be uber paranoid about my toothebrush and insisted on locking it away to keep it from the infestation of swirling fecal matter floating around the bathroom.....dang it...floating fecal matter BACK on list of grodey mcgrosseout neurotic stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 for your (re-) reading pleasure you folks have been scatalogical 'freaks' since I joined the board (no judgement, just observation! ) this thread was one of the first ones I read when I first signed on. Make sure you get to page 2 and Backbacon's friggin' disssertation on poo that he found and posted!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elemeno Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 swifty drinks toilet water all the time and he's ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 swifty drinks toilet water all the time and he's okbest piont of this whole thread...dogs love toilet water...you were simply serving up a dog delicacy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 what's even funnier is that you think swifty is a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Embrace the Poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 (edited) hehe in japan, the word for luck (kou-un) and the word for shit (unko) have the same sounds in them , so... shit is considered lucky. people (mostly students when studying for exams) actually have tiny good luck charms that are shaped like a pile of shit (looks like a spirally hershey's kiss)...no joke!! i found one...hehe: Edited August 27, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 StnMtn, using the lyrics from Willie Nelson's Stay All Night, would the mule win this lawsuit?Sitting in the window, singing to my loveSlop bucket fell from the window up aboveMule and the grasshopper eatin ice creammule got sick, so they laid him on the greenBooche, you are such a newb.Willie Nelson didn't write that song, he covered it. It's a classic from Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys ( educate yourself, fool! ) and was written by Wills and his singer, Tommy Duncan. Willie Nelson is just one of hundreds of people to cover that song. Do you think Garcia wrote "Oh Babe It Ain't No Lie" too???I love making Andre angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 I love making Andre angry.You also have my thanks for providing such an important and valuable service; I try, but my skills in this area lag far behind yours.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Whatever you say MarcO. I cant wait til you visit. Having you and Laurie over was one of my highlights in 2005. Come ready to drink and I will serve you bountiful tumblers of scotch and toilet water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 good thing the alcohol in the scotch kills the bad germs in the turlet water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 gotcha again Booch-niz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Come ready to drink and I will serve you bountiful tumblers of scotch and toilet water.What brand of Scotch?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 oh my gawd! I never heard anyone else refer to the toilet as turlet....soulmates!?? and boochey, can I get an invite to the schwilliness if I bring my own mix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 booche drinks the Glenwhalen, a hairy little brew that keeps a steady beat and turns you into a Believeras for turlet- that's an Archie Bunker ripoff, CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 What brand of Scotch?Probably Windex or some kind of toilet cleanser. A touch of Worcestershire sauce and some sugar and he wont notice a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 What brand of Scotch? Probably Windex or some kind of toilet cleanser. A touch of Worcestershire sauce and some sugar and he wont notice a thing. actually it's Windell. I can't afford Windex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaBurnsy Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 1st of all, stealing sucks! I have all or parts of my lunch stolen at the hospital all the time. One time this resident DR thought that the hospital actually provided him food while he was on-call. Point is stealing lunches happens all the time to everybody.Second, putting toilet water in a water bottle is over the line, its simply low class and unhealthy, there are other ways (salt water, maybe even a little mineral oil), not a method which may contain HEP A or BThird, I've never heard of a disease that requires a certain amount of water per day to get down heavy medication, if this fact is actually accurate than she should have brought a little cooler and kept it by her side at all timesFourth, she has just invited Mr Karma to come and visit some time, what goes around comes around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookycanooky Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 hey schwa...they're calling the shit 'poop'!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Ok this is the last thing I will add to this conversation.This is not something I would have done to deter theft, I would have simply not put it in that fridge anymore.People need to understand the consequences of their actions. The theif would have never stolen someone's stuff if there were consequences to that action. On the same hand the person who put the toilet water in the fridge also did not think about the consequences of their actions. Both parties are somewhat wrong. now that there are consequences to the thief stealing they probably will not do it again, lesson learned. I think that people in general need to sit back and think about what the consequences of their actions are more in general in the world today. Prime example is george bush.my 2 cents, don;t listen to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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