Don't Steal from the Staff Fridge

[Patchoulia]

If there was an award for how many times the phrase "poopy hands" (or some variation thereof) was uttered in a single thread, I'm pretty sure this one would win.

[StoneMtn]

If the mule sued the person who sold them the ice cream, depending on the facts, he'd have a good case. (As I said, though, such cases in Canada usually have very low damages. Hopefully, the mule was eating that ice cream in Texas; now that's where to sue for real damages...)

[Nitro Compression]

poopoo water!!!

haha funny word(s)

[rubberdinghy]

Poo is everywhere...

Surprise Toothbrush. Does flushing the toilet cause fecal coliform bacteria to be spewed about the bathroom? Adam and Jamie arrange toothbrushes about the bathroom and use toothpaste and distilled water on them for a full month. Then the use the control toothbrushes, placed on top of the toilet, for the month. They place another pair of toothbrushes in the kitchen during the experiment.

And lest you think this is all a hoax, the bathroom remains in use during the month - with a checklist showing the number of number ones, number twos and numbers threes (both at the same time?) that were done. At the end of the month, the result is... every single toothbrush, even the pair in the kitchen, shows evidence of the bacteria. Woops. So it seems we just can't escape. As Mike Rowe would say, "There's poo everywhere!". Confirmed. Sorta. I mean, the toilet does produce spray, and there is bacteria. But in the kitchen. A bit sketchy it seems.

[phorbesie]

you just reminded me of some old phish show tape i used to have...during a (YEM?) jam they were singing "Poop" "everybody, poop!"

i think it was a "boy, man, god, shit, poop, crap" kinda evolution.

[Im going home Donny]

Poo is everywhere...

Surprise Toothbrush. Does flushing the toilet cause fecal coliform bacteria to be spewed about the bathroom? Adam and Jamie arrange toothbrushes about the bathroom and use toothpaste and distilled water on them for a full month. Then the use the control toothbrushes, placed on top of the toilet, for the month. They place another pair of toothbrushes in the kitchen during the experiment.

And lest you think this is all a hoax, the bathroom remains in use during the month - with a checklist showing the number of number ones, number twos and numbers threes (both at the same time?) that were done. At the end of the month, the result is... every single toothbrush, even the pair in the kitchen, shows evidence of the bacteria. Woops. So it seems we just can't escape. As Mike Rowe would say, "There's poo everywhere!". Confirmed. Sorta. I mean, the toilet does produce spray, and there is bacteria. But in the kitchen. A bit sketchy it seems.

ahhh shit Dinghy! I'd forgotten about this shit!

I used to be uber paranoid about my toothebrush and insisted on locking it away to keep it from the infestation of swirling fecal matter floating around the bathroom.....dang it...floating fecal matter BACK on list of grodey mcgrosseout neurotic stuff.

[Calamity Jane]

for your (re-) reading pleasure

you folks have been scatalogical 'freaks' since I joined the board (no judgement, just observation! )

this thread was one of the first ones I read when I first signed on. Make sure you get to page 2 and Backbacon's friggin' disssertation on poo that he found and posted!!!

[elemeno]

swifty drinks toilet water all the time and he's ok

[Baj]

swifty drinks toilet water all the time and he's ok

best piont of this whole thread...dogs love toilet water...you were simply serving up a dog delicacy

[MamaPink]

what's even funnier is that you think swifty is a dog.

[MamaPink]

Embrace the Poop

[phorbesie]

hehe

in japan, the word for luck (kou-un) and the word for shit (unko) have the same sounds in them , so... shit is considered lucky.

people (mostly students when studying for exams) actually have tiny good luck charms that are shaped like a pile of shit (looks like a spirally hershey's kiss)...no joke!!

i found one...hehe:

Edited August 27, 2006 by Guest

[MarcO]

StnMtn, using the lyrics from Willie Nelson's Stay All Night, would the mule win this lawsuit?

Sitting in the window, singing to my love

Slop bucket fell from the window up above

Mule and the grasshopper eatin ice cream

mule got sick, so they laid him on the green

Booche, you are such a newb.

Willie Nelson didn't write that song, he covered it. It's a classic from Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys ( educate yourself, fool! ) and was written by Wills and his singer, Tommy Duncan. Willie Nelson is just one of hundreds of people to cover that song. Do you think Garcia wrote "Oh Babe It Ain't No Lie" too???

I love making Andre angry.

[bradm]

I love making Andre angry.

You also have my thanks for providing such an important and valuable service; I try, but my skills in this area lag far behind yours.

Aloha,

Brad

[Booche]

Whatever you say MarcO. I cant wait til you visit. Having you and Laurie over was one of my highlights in 2005. Come ready to drink and I will serve you bountiful tumblers of scotch and toilet water.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

good thing the alcohol in the scotch kills the bad germs in the turlet water

[MarcO]

gotcha again Booch-niz!

[bradm]

Come ready to drink and I will serve you bountiful tumblers of scotch and toilet water.

What brand of Scotch?

Aloha,

Brad

[Calamity Jane]

oh my gawd! I never heard anyone else refer to the toilet as turlet....soulmates!??

and boochey, can I get an invite to the schwilliness if I bring my own mix?

[Davey Boy 2.0]

booche drinks the Glenwhalen, a hairy little brew that keeps a steady beat and turns you into a Believer

as for turlet- that's an Archie Bunker ripoff, CJ

[Booche]

What brand of Scotch?

Probably Windex or some kind of toilet cleanser. A touch of Worcestershire sauce and some sugar and he wont notice a thing.

[timouse]

What brand of Scotch?

Probably Windex or some kind of toilet cleanser. A touch of Worcestershire sauce and some sugar and he wont notice a thing.

actually it's Windell. I can't afford Windex.

[MamaBurnsy]

1st of all, stealing sucks! I have all or parts of my lunch stolen at the hospital all the time. One time this resident DR thought that the hospital actually provided him food while he was on-call. Point is stealing lunches happens all the time to everybody.

Second, putting toilet water in a water bottle is over the line, its simply low class and unhealthy, there are other ways (salt water, maybe even a little mineral oil), not a method which may contain HEP A or B

Third, I've never heard of a disease that requires a certain amount of water per day to get down heavy medication, if this fact is actually accurate than she should have brought a little cooler and kept it by her side at all times

Fourth, she has just invited Mr Karma to come and visit some time, what goes around comes around

[kookycanooky]

hey schwa...they're calling the shit 'poop'!!!

[jonyak]

Ok this is the last thing I will add to this conversation.

This is not something I would have done to deter theft, I would have simply not put it in that fridge anymore.

People need to understand the consequences of their actions. The theif would have never stolen someone's stuff if there were consequences to that action. On the same hand the person who put the toilet water in the fridge also did not think about the consequences of their actions. Both parties are somewhat wrong. now that there are consequences to the thief stealing they probably will not do it again, lesson learned.

I think that people in general need to sit back and think about what the consequences of their actions are more in general in the world today. Prime example is george bush.

my 2 cents, don;t listen to me.