LJFH Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Breadbox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Since I was a teenager I have always loved the drippy fuckhole. It will always be a favorite. Not overly original but it sounds delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 I just learned what a Queef was from the Howard Stern Show.you have GOT to find the Sarah Silverman show on queefs (or queeves??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookycanooky Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 for the wang, from the office: single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 penis = junk stabber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Captain Brownpipe Plunger and the Pink Canoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 We once labelled one broad as House Of The Gigantic Clit. I would like to be able to take credit for it since it sounds like something I would have come up with but I think the reason why it was so funny came thanks to a friend who we would never have guessed would make up a term like that. Obviously we were all blazed and laughing hysterically for hours. Its really hard to recall shit from over 20 years ago!Come to think of it. That's what we called the girl, not her cunt. Wait a minute. Since she was a stupid cunt, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 We once labelled one broad as House Of The Gigantic Clit. I would like to be able to take credit for it since it sounds like something I would have come up with but I think the reason why it was so funny came thanks to a friend who we would never have guessed would make up a term like that. Obviously we were all blazed and laughing hysterically for hours. Its really hard to recall shit from over 20 years ago!Come to think of it. That's what we called the girl, not her cunt. Wait a minute. Since she was a stupid cunt, does that count?And to think everyone thinks Henry Miller is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LXQ42 Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 "Clitoris?! I've been trying to start my car with this thing for the last half an hour!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 mauve envelope?on a related note, I had never heard the term 'banana hammock' till 2005 and it is by far my favourite rude/not rude one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 oh and 'taco locker' is the best phrase for gut by a long shot....ok back to the furburgers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinGarage Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 penis = junk stabber[/qu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 mucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 What are some funny words/phrases you use or have heard for your (or someone else's) private parts.This morning, I heard the cooch referred to as (and this is a first): Slippery Banana Bread I still can't stop laughing..typing that, I cracked up and my officemates are looking at me more oddly than usual. I like to refer to it as my "capital of Saskatchewan", but that's just me. CRUTCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 "Clitoris?! I've been trying to start my car with this thing for the last half an hour!"TO STArt you get thew top wiggling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 nice turd-cutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 the downstairs neighbour, as in shhhh honey, youre waking the downstairs neighbour....and furpie, or kitten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Bingo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LXQ42 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 "Stanley...you know as in the POWER DRILL!! OH!"-Ford Fairlane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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