Hartamophone Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Adding "in bed" to the end of any pearl of wisdom from a fortune cookie is another good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 the harder they come in my pantsoh come all ye faithful in my pantsi was made for loving you in my pantsparasite in my pantsyou shook me in my pantstonight i'll be staying here with you in my pantssouthern man in my pantslook out for my love in my pantswhip it in my pantstoo fun. there's gotta be a ton of ween songs this is perfect for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 The Harder They Come In My PantsMeatroll In My PantsPearls On A String In My PantsOne Armed Steve In My PantsWell-Oiled Machine In My PantsMound In My PantsTwo Hands In My PantsI Lost It In My PantsI Wish I Knew (How It Would Feel To Be Free) In My PantsI Gots A Weasel In My Pants9 Types Of Industrial Pollution In My PantsWhen Big Joan Sets Up In My PantsLet It Grow In My PantsSong To Woody In My Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 She's Gone Back To Whorin' In My PantsLivin' La Vida Loca In My PantsWhen I Think About You I Touch Myself In My PantsForgot About Dre In My PantsRock Me Like a Hurricane In My PantsAnimator In My PantsWelcome To The Jungle In My Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 For Booche...Touch of Grey in my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 A.I.D.S. in my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 It seems to work great with the Beatles:And I Love Her In My PantsAll You Need Is Love In My PantsA Day In The Life In My PantsStrawberry Fields Forever In My PantsTwist and Shout In My PantsHere There and Everywhere in my PantsTaxman in My PantsMean Mr. Mustard In My PantsI Saw Her Standing There In My Pants....I could go ON AND ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LXQ42 Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 The Story of the Ghost in my pantsJust the Two of Us in my pantsAenima in my pantsJesus Built my Hotrod in my pantsSpace Truckin in my pantsMaggie's Farm in my pantsIt's your thing in my pantsWhat's become of the baby in my pantsLadie's night in my pantsWar pigs in my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Metal and Rock VersionThe Thing That Should Not Be In My PantsRide the Lightning In My PantsIt's Time To Party In My PantsParty Hard In My PantsHey Hey What Can I Do In My PantsStop Breaking Down In My PantsHide Your Love In My PantsYou Can't Always Get What You Want In My PantsBitch In My PantsI Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself In My PantsWe're Going To Be Friends In My PantsI Think I Smell A Rat In My Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 When The World Is Running Down, You Make The Best Of What's Still Around In My Pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinGarage Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 i'll remember you in my pantsfaith in my pantseternal flame in my pantswho let the dogs out in my pantsstreetsleeper in my pantssquirming coil in my pantsbest feeling in my pantshow mountain girls can love in my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 i love kiss.love gun in my pantshotter than hell in my pantsi want you in my pantsc'mon and love me in my pantsrock n roll all nite in my pantsbeth in my pantshard luck woman in my pantsgod of thunder in my pantscalling dr. love in my pantschristine sixteen in my pantslick it up in my pantswatchin' you in pantsi was made for lovin' you in my pantsheaven's on fire in my pantsplaster caster in my pantssweet pain in my pantslove 'em and leave 'em in my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Some Marley:Get Up Stand Up In My PantsI Shot the Sheriff in my PantsDreaming my Dreams with You In My Pants (Cowboy Junkies)Who'll Stop The Rain In My Pants (CCR)The Giant In My Pants (Stan Rogers)The Idiot In My Pants (Stan Rogers)It's Good to Be King In My Pants (Tom Petty) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainsunshine Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 The Disco Biscuits:Munchkin Invasion In My PantsConfrontation In My PantsDucks and Geese are Free In My PantsFever In My PantsOnery Funk In My PantsSmell the Funk In My PantsFuck the Robots In My PantsI Remember Ray In My PantsWet In My PantsLatin Pussy In My PantsLiquid Lazer In My PantsMindless Dribble In My PantsMy Lady Survives In My PantsNughuffer In My Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Crash Into Me In My Pants (DMB)Don't Drink the Water In My Pants (DMB)Human Touch In My Pants (Springsteen)Mr. Oysterhead In My Pants (Oysterhead) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Mr. Oysterhead In My Pants (Oysterhead)The Army's On Ecstasy In My PantsAloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Like A Virgin In My Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 See Emily Play in my pants.I'm The Man Who Loves You in my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Pink Floyd works pretty well:The Gnome in my pants.Let There be More Light in my pants.Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict in my pants.The Show must go on in my pants.One of the Few in my pants.Comfortably Numb in my pants.Stay in my pants.Money in my pants.Wish You Were Here in my pants.Have a Cigar in my pants.Welcome to the Machine in my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 for some reason Christmas songs seem to work well:Do You See What I See In My Pants?What Child Is This In My PantsJingle Bells in My PantsI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus In My PantsRudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer In My PantsHave Yourself A Merry Little Christmas In My PantsSilver Bells In My PantsSleep Well, Little Children In My PantsIt's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year In My Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Queen is good for this tooNow I’m here in my pantsLet me entertain you in my pantsYou’re my best friend in my pantsWe will rock you in my pantsAnother one bites the dust in my pantsCalling all girls in my pantsDon’t stop me now in my pantsYou Don’t Fool me in my pantsWho wants to live forever in my pantsThe show must go on in my pantsThese are the days of our lives in my pantsPlay the game in my pantsOgre battle in my pantsMy baby does me in my pantsLet me live in my pantsIt’s a hard life in my pantsI want it all in my pantsDon’t lose your head in my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larry_llama Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 easy to be hard in my pantshead hunter in my pantsbig john in my pantshooked on a feeling in my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Queen is good for this too ...nice, but dont forget ...Fat Bottomed Girls in My Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 geez, i only wrote out 18 songs..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 easy to love you in my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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