AD Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 1. Dude made up the name Kroeger because his real name is Turton.2. He sucked his own dick for a case of beer 3. He's guilty of drunk driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 1. way cooler name2. I'd do it for an orgasm. dude got a case of beer. awesome.3. I think a lot of people that are 'guilty of drunk driving' he was found guilty on legal charges.Unfortunate that the last 2 points are unrelated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Funk Dawg Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 1. I wonder what his mom thinks about #22. Didn't he also kick his own brother out of the band?3. How in the hell did this band get so big ? They are awful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 1. Hanna, AB is a strange place, in the middle of the praries, the badlands of Alberta. Probably got boring there from time to time.2. Cowboys will do anything3. Neat Trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Karma's a muthafucka and this dink is gettin his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I was hoping you'd say their tour bus blew up...with them on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I think he kicked most of the rest of the original band out. EGO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 the hatred intrigues me, I kinda want to listen to some of this cocksucking Nickelback just to see what fires all the negativityamusing stuff, either way though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I also find the hatred odd. I mean it's obvious that they suck. But if you don't like a band there is a very simple solution; don't listen to them. And as for the other shit, 1. Who cares, I'd like to change my last name too, what's it to you? 2. You know damn well you'd do it too. 3. .08 is not that much. It's pretty easy to get that reading and feel fine. I would bet most people have driven at that point and worse, it's just we haven't been caught. Don't get me wrong, I'm not justifying drunk driving. I think it's an asinine thing to do, but people don't realize how little you can drink and get to .08. (And please spare me the smart serve guidelines, I've got my smart serve already) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I used to work for BADD: Bikers Against Drunk Drivers. But they're shady.....shady bikers....who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I used to work for BADD: Bikers Against Drunk Drivers. But they're shady.....shady bikers....who knew? I'm a member of Bikers Really Against Drunk Mothers. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Nice one, bradm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I also find the hatred odd. 3. .08 is not that much. I think it's an asinine thing to do, but people don't realize how little you can drink and get to .08. He registered .14 and he was fucking speeding through a neighbourhood at 2:00am. What were the cops thinking by arresting him?If you've ever read or seen any interviews or even read his lyrics, you'd know quite clearly the guy is a fucking scumbag. He also has his own record company and the criteria for artists under his wing is that they have to collaborate with him whether they want to or not; thus, every band will sound just like Nickelback - I'm looking straight at you Ian Thornley, formally of Big Wreck. I'm telling ya, that's all part of his master plan: to infiltrate the world with bad nu-metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 George Micheal will be in Montreal at the Bell Centre on July 18th. Presale begins April 4th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 This is where we post information about bands none of us care about, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 hahah... i was having a conversation this morning about how fun i thought the george michael concert would be. isn't he coming to ottawa??? PS i hate nickelback too. and 'raine maida' from our lady peace - i heard somewhere that his name was mike. so i'm sure it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 It is. His little brother was a camper of mine one time at band camp. For Serious. His name is Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I heard Chad Kroeger was responsible for global warming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I also find the hatred odd. 3. .08 is not that much. I think it's an asinine thing to do' date=' but people don't realize how little you can drink and get to .08. [/quote']He registered .14 and he was fucking speeding through a neighbourhood at 2:00am. What were the cops thinking by arresting him?If you've ever read or seen any interviews or even read his lyrics, you'd know quite clearly the guy is a fucking scumbag. He also has his own record company and the criteria for artists under his wing is that they have to collaborate with him whether they want to or not; thus, every band will sound just like Nickelback - I'm looking straight at you Ian Thornley, formally of Big Wreck. I'm telling ya, that's all part of his master plan: to infiltrate the world with bad nu-metal.I must admit that I didn't read the article before posting, so I must agree that he was driving like an asshole and deserves to be tried. However he has not been found guilty yet, according to the article. It's just that unconstitutional evidence (the police officer had the driver blow in his face as a breathalyzer test) has been allowed to be submitted at his trial (which was scheduled for Wednesday) I still stand by my statement that .08 is not that much. (But I still think it is a good legal limit, I do not condone drunk driving)As for his business and his music, if you don't like his policies don't work with him, if you don't like his music don't listen to him. We don't all need to be super-heady, indie loving, experimental jamband freaks, do we? Some "hippies" are just as insular and exclusive as loft-living yuppie dinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted April 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 However he has not been found guilty yet, according to the article. Kroeger was convicted of drunk driving in a British Columbia court on TuesdayAs for his business and his music, if you don't like his policies don't work with him, if you don't like his music don't listen to him. We don't all need to be super-heady, indie loving, experimental jamband freaks, do we? Some "hippies" are just as insular and exclusive as loft-living yuppie dinks.100% agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted April 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 This is where we post information about bands none of us care about, right?I didn't think the thread title was all that ambiguous or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 It's Too Bad people hate Nickelback. Someday, people will see Chad Kroeger for the Rockstar he is. The guy can fellate himself? That may make him a Leader of Men, a Hero, but I don't want to see a Photograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 It's Too Bad people hate Nickelback. Someday, people will see Chad Kroeger for the Rockstar he is. The guy can fellate himself? That may make him a Leader of Men, a Hero, but I don't want to see a Photograph.i really wish people would quit bringing that up. my imagination regularly feeds me unbidden disturbing images, it doesn't need the extra help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 ::woosh:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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