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"Two of the worst skits of all time."

You know, you really should try *smoking* some day. Heck, with all the people trying to quit smoking as a New Years resolution, you should start!

(Now, THERE'S an SNL skit for anyone that knows Jaimoe [Wink] )

None the less, thanks for reminding me of Dan Akroyd playing Tom Snyder.

"Chevy's Gerald Ford was great parody too."

That almost should'nt count. That and the news made Chevy's career blossum (until it burned out). What a fantastic physical actor.

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TheEddie Murphy as Mr. White is easily my all time fav... "I've got a lot of friends, and we've got a lot of makeup...". Hilarious.

Definate hon. mentions:

-any Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery

-the radio call-in talk show where Alec Baldwin discusses his "Shweaty Balls"

-Sprockets

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Remember this?

Funny how some of it applies today.(sorta)

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This thread has to stop, or I am going to get NOTHING done.

How about,

The Lung Brush

Schwa, screw that "custy" Jaimoe bastard. I am going to kick his ass this Saturday night. He needs a New Years resolution.

I laughed at Goat Boy a number of times!

"Next up, the 'other' guy from Whaa--a-aa-aaa-aam"

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I don't know why everyone is so harsh on the new SNL. Personally I like the writing and the flow of the new stuff better than most of what's come out in the past ten years. Tina Fey I'm sure has alot to do with that (as head writer). I didn't know how they were going to do it without Will Ferrell but it works fine and Tracy Morgan picks up alot of the slack. Fred Herman is without a doubt one of the best new cast members to come along in ages. Hence my pick for best skit is FERICITO: 'I'm Just Kidding!'

Also: for any Wilco fans out there the movie I Am Trying To Break Your Heart (a must see instant classic rockumentary) has some footage with Fred Herman as Fericito opening for Jeff Tweedy solo at the Winterland. In the DVD extras there's some even funnier stuff with Fericito mock interviewing Tweedy in spanglish backstage.

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Oh and Mike Myers fucking blows. I am so embarassed that I used to like that dude. He has played himself out so hard and I think he embarasses even himself. He's got like 4 bits, scottish guy, pseudo Wayne, Austin and Shrek (see also scottish guy). First class loser and embarassment to Canada. Watch Jack Black will play himself out as bad as Robin Williams and Mike Myers soon enough.

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Kung thanks for reminding me...i forgot all about Tracey Morgan - here's the best Tracey sketches.

1. Dominican Lou

2. Astronaut Jones

3. Brian Fellows

does anybody remember the sketch where farley, sandler and a few others are trying to figure out the name of their garage band

sandler: we need a name

farley: what about Pearl Jam

sandler: its been done, they're already a band called Pearl Jam

farley: er ah well what about PEARL JAM II

....we need to come up with an idea that will make lots of money...like the guy who invented the pet rock, i bet he just sits back in his pad all day getting baked....how about the pet rock II

there's also something in that sketch where farley screams "i got crabs from sleeping on my friends couch"....FUCK I wish i could remeber this whole sketch

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