badams Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 I'm going on a blind date tonight set up by a mutual friend. Anyone have any tips? or stories of your own blind dates you may want to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Make sure that in the post-date wrap-up, when Roger Lodge asks "would you go out with her again" and you already realize that she didn't like you, even if you liked her, you have to trash her bigtime. Also, whether the date went good or bad, don't watch the On-Air version because those little pop-ups are never kind to the daters. Oh, and don't Fart. When the waiter asks "Are you ready to order?", don't say to your date "So, whaddya think toots?". Actually, don't call her "toots" ever. If she orders the pasta, don't say "Maybe you should lay off the carbs" good luck. this sounds like it's going to be fun! TAKE PICTURES and POST EM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted October 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 As long as she doesn't look like you bouche I should be OK :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Two words: Strip Pers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Large Marge Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Buy the drinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Ask a lot of questions then find things that she likes that you would also like to talk about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 do something really stupid but funny and watch her reaction. if she gets all uppity about it she probably lacks a sense of humour, and that's no good at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 make sure your fingernails are clean and your breath is good. do chivalrous things like open doors for her, etc. be yourself. and have fun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 poooooosaaaayyyy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Do the lock test. When you pick her up, unlock her door and let her into the car. Walk around the back slowly and approach your door. If she hasn't unlocked your door, tell her the dates off because your wasting your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 don't offer her money for head untill your sure she is a hooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 what movie is that from??? narrartor guy is explaining the test and then the black girl reaches over in slow motion & unlocks the door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 i've used the lock test on sevreal occasions. its from some movie about gangster kids. sometimes its hard to do if you car has automatic locks. and personally i prefer the other test from that movie,, where you pull up becide a trucker on the highway, honk your horn and then grab her head and stick it in your crotch, if she fighs then toss her out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 don't offer her money for head untill your sure she is a hooker Good one Jared!!! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Compliment her shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Compliment her shoes. Just don't patronize her shoes. "Hi, shoes, my you look nice today, and you really go well with that outfit." is good, while "Well! Aren't we some happy-looking shoosie-woosies! Yes, you're doing such a great job keeping the soles of her feet off the floor, yes you are! Are you only size 6? Really? You look much larger, at least size 10. And you're made of leather? Wow, you look good. All the other shoes that are passing by are just green with envy of you!" may be over the top a bit... Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 what movie is that from??? narrartor guy is explaining the test and then the black girl reaches over in slow motion & unlocks the door... A Bronx Tale The power of the lock test can't be denied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Cucumber wrapped in tin foil stuffed down front of pants. Works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 lol, i prefer filling a condom with water and putting it in my pants, the shape is more life like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Buy the drinks! the woman speaks the truth. if you're going out for dinner or to the movies, pay. not only will she be impressed, but she'll tell her friends what a gentleman you are. they'll be impressed too. definitely compliment something about her appearance -- a word of warning though, if you're going to compliment her shoes, don't get TOO specific about them... i mean, you want to make sure she knows which team you're on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 yes! get those legs fer sure!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Have sex with her. If the sex is good, and she seems to enjoy herself, I say you're on your way and go for it! And don't tell her you're a CIA ninja. That's my line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 I don't like those legs at all...way too much muscle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 uve got the hot tub lined up already right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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