Basher Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I just had a somewhat scary, though enlightening, spiritual experience.I went for a massage, and I haven't seen my massage therapist since after Vegoose last year.When I walked in, she said that she was getting some very strong "cellular energy" messages from me, and said the following:"I know this may sound very strange, but are you about to become famous?"We went on to talk about the World Series of Poker, and my massage appointment became an accupressure appointment, where she tapped deep into my subconscious memories, and told me EXACTLY what I need to do to win the World Series.I can't go into more details - it would take an hour to tell, and three to write - but needless to say, I am a bit spooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Wow.Congratulations on your impending fame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Can I buy a share? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 When I walked in, she said that she was getting some very strong "cellular energy" messages from me.... Good thing she wasnt massaging Stapes. His cellular energy is off the charts. Good luck with the tourney basher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted July 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Thanks folks. And shares are SOLD OUT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Basher- heres a marketing idea to get the word out.. BASHERCAMSplit screen view- One watching camera watching you play, and at play, and one from your point of view... 24 hours a day for 2 weeks in vegas. money in the bank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted July 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 LOL. I'll suggest it to ESPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Can I buy a share in the Bashercam or maybe one in that spiritual experience you had? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Can I buy a share in the Bashercam or maybe one in that spiritual experience you had?You mean you don't want to buy a share of his massage experience? I don't know whether a share would mean you receive part of his massage, or get to perform part of his massage, though, so you should clarify that before you make your purchase.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 When I walked in' date=' she said that she was getting some very strong "cellular energy" messages from me....[/quote'] Good thing she wasnt massaging Stapes. His cellular energy is off the charts. Good luck with the tourney basher! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! worst joke of the day. I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 LOL. I'll suggest it to ESPN.how does it feel to be a professional athlete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Basher, as I'm sure you know, Visualization is everything...having that clear & focussed vision in place, that goal firmly in place makes so much achievable...As you're already planning the celebration party at The Church with .moe & Umphrey's, I'd say you have everything in sight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 When I walked in, she said that she was getting some very strong "cellular energy" messages from me, and said the following:"I know this may sound very strange, but are you about to become famous?"Yeah, and I'm an 18 year old, 90 lbs, super model that gets her kicks from stock car racing and long walks off of short piers.If you believed one word that fuckin' quack told you than you gotta believe this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 who's your therapist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Basher, as I'm sure you know, Visualization is everything...having that clear & focussed vision in place, that goal firmly in place makes so much achievable...absolute truth!I have faith (and hope) you'll win large, but however it turns out, it's been a pretty cool ride already, eh?(((((((((((((((((hugely huge Basher-winning vibes)))))))))))))))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThe Owl Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Just remember the little people who got you there when you are rich and famous.:cool: As for me, I'll be happy with a six-pack and an extra-large combo pizza. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 When I walked in, she said that she was getting some very strong "cellular energy" messages from me...Maybe you have a particularly powerful cell phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Basher, as I'm sure you know, Visualization is everything...having that clear & focussed vision in place, that goal firmly in place makes so much achievable...that is a freaky concept that I believe in. You'll do your absolute best if you visualize the outcome. You'll probably freak yourself out throughout life if you make goals and believe in yourself and hit them. I don't know your poker skill, but clearly you have it so you just need to know that we're all backing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Yeah, its called 'sports' ya fairies..........Where do you think all those cliches come from?AGRO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 argos suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 argos suck!Absolutely hilarious. I just about peed myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Basher's busy stretching and doing squats for the big event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 so what percentage cut is the massage therapist gonna claim when you win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Basher, as I'm sure you know, Visualization is everything...having that clear & focussed vision in place, that goal firmly in place makes so much achievable...Quit being so drippy, hippies.I can clearly visualize myself having sex with Charlize Theron. I'm telling you, it ain't gonna happen.Having said that, I do hope that Basher wins. But if he does, it won't be because he visualized it, it will be because of a combination of his poker-playing prowess and the luck of the draw. It's poker you silly wankers - where do you think the term "luck of the draw" came from, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I can clearly visualize myself having sex with Charlize Theron. I'm telling you, it ain't gonna happen.But it was fun while it lasted, hey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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