I wish the computer had never been invented.

[Velvet]

Nothing personal.

Edited November 11, 2010 by Guest
fuÇking computers.

[bouche]

which computer? you're typing like there's only one computer....

[Velvet]

If I said, "I wish the automobile had never been invented," would you think I was talking about my car or all cars?

[Im going home Donny]

That is just crazy talk Velvet. You're not developing a case of grumpy oldmanitus are you? Why on earth do you wish the computer had never been invented?

[peipunk]

I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU MAN.

[Esau.]

I'm glad computers were invented solely on how they played a key role in me being able to still walk and not lose use from my waist down due to the cancer that was in my spinal column killing the nerves. Besides the computers used in the medical equipment, they also allowed very quick communication (text, voice and graphical) between my doctors in different cities to help aid in diagnosing my condition and determining the best course of action promptly, as my condition was time sensitive - two weeks or a month later and I would have been a paraplegic.

Hell yeah, I'm glad they were invented.

[Schwa.]

Nothing personal.

computers do not have personalities so I doubt they'd take it personal. The irony of this thread is refreshing though

[jaybone]

Esau, FTW.

[phishtaper]

If I said, "I wish the automobile had never been invented," would you think I was talking about my car or all cars?

hmmmm, tricky question. is there a body in the trunk and blood on the front bumper?

[Davey Boy 2.0]

'On screen, Dick Van Dyke has been rescued from untimely death by flying cars and magical nannies. Off screen, the veteran star of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins had to rely on the help of a pod of porpoises after apparently dozing off aboard his surfboard. "I'm not kidding," he said afterwards. Van Dyke's ordeal began during an ill-fated trip to his local beach. "I woke up out of sight of land," the 84-year-old actor told reporters. "I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought 'I'm dead!'" Van Dyke was wrong. "They turned out to be porpoises," he said. "And they pushed me all the way to shore." - The Guardian.

[Freak By Night]

Computers provide a means for millions of IT professionals to look busy without really doing anything.

So, yeah, I'm glad they were invented.

[Northern Wish]

If computers had not been invented I wouldn't have met all of you nerds.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[fluffhead77]

Could you imagine life without something this glorious?

I just plain don't want to.

Giving the computer a reason to be since 2000.

[rubberdinghy]

[bouche]

zDe5Ckt4joQ

[TheAlphaNerd]

What/??

Do you hate porn???

[Velvet]

I wasn't expecting a whole lot of online support on this issue.

Though you are all welcome to visit my I Hate Facebook page on facebook.

[Schwa.]

I wasn't expecting a whole lot of online support on this issue.

Though you are all welcome to visit my I Hate Facebook page on facebook.

Oh, sweet irony. Like a guy that dressed up as an "I hate Halloween" costume.

[ollie]

Capitalism Sucks!

[Velvet]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Booche]

I wish Velvet had never been invented. Nothing personal.

[Velvet]

I know that I communicate with most of you exclusively via the computer and I realise that I met most of you due in some part at least to computering, and it was to that issue that I directed the "Nothing personal" comment, though I don't have a vendetta against any computer in particular.

[Weirdness]

So that's where Backbacon's porn collection went to.

[Cosmic ChrisC]

Velvet, tonight and many other nights, I agree with that statement.

Ollie just spent a few hours trying to clean my parents' computer contaminated by tons of viruses, trojans, what have you. It's still all screwed up. Time not well spent; more research to do. Urgh.

[Davey Boy 2.0]

tell them to put their trojans elsewhere, CCC