Velvet Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Mind if I throw in one of my faves here?"Hydrogen is an odorless colorless gas which, given enough time, turns into people"— Edward R. Harrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 "Travel makes a wise man better but a fool worse." Thomas Fuller (1608-61)also"Treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady" R.Mclung 1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 "When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 "America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"~Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 "Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite."-John Kenneth Galbraith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 T'aint no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones-Edgar Leslie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. - Paris Hilton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered." -George Best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."— Charles Bukowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Bob: "Take a step back."Bob: "Take another step back."Jerry: "Look around you. This is the face of the planet in twenty years. Learn to love it now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Nietzsche is dead.-god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 "The one thing I have learnt over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking oneself seriously. The first is imperative and the second disastrous."- Dame Margot Fonteyn, 1976Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 "I'm not here to save the world, I just want to help the neighborhood." -Rick Danko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookycanooky Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."Dr. Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 "Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."-Thoreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 "Chariot, a 1,500-pound, single-humped camel with spittle hanging from his lips and pompoms in his tail, just won the first-ever beauty contest at Turkey's annual camel-fighting competition," The Wall Street Journal reports. ". . . To the uninitiated, what makes a camel beautiful isn't exactly obvious. But organizers of the Selcuk championship hope the addition of a pageant will draw new enthusiasts to the sport of camel fighting, which is struggling to stay relevant in an increasingly modern and urbanized Turkey. . . . 'Camels are very sophisticated and realize people are watching them, so they're trying to pose,' explained Necidet Durmaz, one of the judges in Selcuk and a jeweller by trade. 'Some camels will stop, open their back legs and wave their tail, or cock their head back and moan - this is the kind of posing we are looking for.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 "I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers." -Khalil Gibran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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