PalacePrincess Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 why can't someone just give me twenty million dollars so i can do whatever i please for the rest of my life and never worry about money again? why do some really good people have to have jobs with really stupid hours that make them miss out on fun things? why hasn't someone invented an inexpensive, completely safe and easily accessible teleporter yet? why does the weekend have to seem so far away? why are work weeks 5 days long instead of 3 or even 4? why does being a grownup have to be such a pain in the ass sometimes? why is everyone in pretty much every aspect of the automotive industry out to rip you off? why do insurance companies suck so much ass? why oh why do parking tickets HAVE to exist? DADDY I WANT A GOLDEN GOOSE AND I WANT IT NOW!!! whew, that was great, thanks for the "whyne"...heehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 Why won't Keller Williams play a proper show up here? "eat your fred..." I can answer that one... because 25 people came to see him play in Toronto in 2001 on a double bill with Charlie Hunter for $15 at the door!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 Why did this dude come into my office after I dropped my stanky pre-poo bomb? (Suffice to say, he didnt even get to bring up his *issue*, and left almost immediately.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted July 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 I can answer that one... because 25 people came to see him play in Toronto in 2001 on a double bill with Charlie Hunter for $15 at the door!!! Right but that was a Charlie Hunter show with Keller opening, playing a 40min set. He needs his own gig, with the proper marketing. Maybe him opening for DMB was actually a good thing in getting a little exposure for him up here. The people that actually paid attention to him seemed to really dig it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted July 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 Why did this dude come into my office after I dropped my stanky pre-poo bomb? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 Why did this dude come into my office after I dropped my stanky pre-poo bomb? (Suffice to say, he didnt even get to bring up his *issue*, and left almost immediately.) It's actually the other way 'round: you dropped the bomb before he came into your office. Your special secret power is precognition combined with exquisite (though autonomic) control of your lower gastrointestinal tract...it's not really a marketable thing (you'll never be a superhero, unless society needs heroes about three levels below those in Mystery Men...), but it's a gift that's all yours...along with those with whom you share it... Glad you have your own office, In a different building, In another part of the city, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 why can't I remember the last half of the last night of the Come Together Music Fest? (er, never mind :: : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 Why can't I go home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 It's been ten long years since I left my home In the hollow where I was born Where the cool fall nights makes the wood glow bright And the fox hunter blows his horn. I feel in love with a girl from the town I thought that she would be true I ran away to Charlottesville And worked in a sawmill or two. What have you done to the old home place Why did they tear it down And why did I leave the plow in the fields And look for the job in the town. Well the girl ran off with somebody else The taverns took all my pay And here I stand where the old home stood Before they took it away. Now the geese fly south and the cold wind blows As I stand here and hang my head I've lost my love I've lost my home And now I wish that I was dead. What have you done to the old home place Why did they tear it down And why did I leave the plow in the fields And look for the job in the town. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 why do I like the why thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 Why did I have to scrape and dent the side of my leased car two days before I have to trade it in? Why don't I have any money to pay for the damages, whatever they may be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 why do the toronto cops always tow me? happened again today - motherfuckers...another $200 or so when all is said and done. why do automotive service centres close just before i call? why is it so hard to have things run smoothly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 DADDY I WANT A GOLDEN GOOSE AND I WANT IT NOW!!! Hilarious! Why didn't Phish play one last Canadian date before they retired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarfmaster C Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 why did we leave izzys?? why does countrycowboy like george strait so much? why do my simpsons dvds play the video ok, but only audio on the intros and segues between chapters??? why does my family seem too close sometimes even though they're 4 provinces away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 why does countrycowboy like george strait so much? I got a bumper sticker on the back of my truck there ain't another like it, cause i had it made up i can tell who's behind me, they give themselves away lay on their horn when they read this phrase honk if you honkytonk don't if you don't, but if you do don't you love to honk if you honkytonk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted July 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Why is it than whenever I build a web page or something like that at work, I must redo it *over* and *over* because people here don't believe that "final content" means final content?? <sigh> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Why do I only have 3 wisdom teeth? What happened to the fourth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? Why did I temporarily forget the word for "dictionary" the other night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Why won't my cold go away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarfmaster C Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Why won't my cold go away? it's not a cold, velvet, it's tour hack. a few grilled cheeze and some camp coffee should clear that right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 hack hack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Why do I keep going to the same barbershop if I always get bad haircuts there? Why is baldness hereditary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Why does my coworkers nose whistle everytime he breathes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paan Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 Why does my penis curve to the left even though I am right-handed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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