Large Marge Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Hope yer all gettin Lucky tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 (edited) F-OFF just for that I'm drinking all your beer tonight while you're out getting it on for valentine's day. Edited February 14, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Billy Bragg - Valentines Day Is OverSome day boy you'll reap what you've sownYou'll catch a cold and you'll be on your ownAnd you will see that what's wrong with meIs wrong with everyone thatYou want to play your little games onPoetry and flowers pretty words and threatsYou've gone to the dogs again and I'm not placing betsOn you coming home tonight anything but blindIf you take me for granted then you must expect to findSurprise, surpriseValentine's Day is over, it's overValentine's Day is overIf you want to talk about it well you know where the phone isDon't come round reminding me again how brittle bone isGod didn't make you angel the Devil made you a manThat brutality and the economy are related now I understandWhen will you realize that as above so below there is no loveFor the girl with hour glass figureTime runs out very fastWe used to want the same thingsBut that's all in the pastAnd lately it seems that as it all gets tougherYour ideal of justice just becomes rougher and rougherThank you for the things you bought me thank you for the cardThank you for the things you taught me when you hit me hardThat love between two people must be based on understandingUntil that's true you'll find your thingsAll stacked out on the landing surprise, surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Well, this holiday seems to have gone to the dogs...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 i bet marge has some fun valentines chocolates for today happy V day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Happy Valentines Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 "Marge, send the kids to your sisters, I'm coming home loaded and we're doin' it twice!" ~ Homer awwwww.....I love sentimental schlock like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarfmaster C Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 F-OFFjust for that I'm drinking all your beer tonight while you're out getting it on for valentine's day. right on sister! if i were anywhere near TO i'd be joining you to finish off that troublemaker's beers. cheers to ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 happy vagina day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 i work in collections, just now a debtor sent in some flowers to a woman i work with, i think he was trying to buy more time to pay his damn billshappy valentines day all, hope its a good'un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 F-OFFjust for that I'm drinking all your beer tonight while you're out getting it on for valentine's day. right on sister! if i were anywhere near TO i'd be joining you to finish off that troublemaker's beers. cheers to ya cheers - i'll down a couple in your honour then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 (edited) PCP and death metal anyone? Edited February 14, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 anyone wanna come over and hold my hair while I puke! That's romantic... no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 anyone wanna come over and hold my hair while I puke! That's romantic... no? Ahh I see you've tried ol' Magnum's Valentine's day remedy. PCP will do that to you the first time, don't worry. Soon you be almost insane.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 (edited) anyone wanna come over and hold my hair while I puke! That's romantic... no?Only if the hair-holder loads up your toothbrush with your favourite toothpaste afterwards; bonus points for getting it in that "swoop" shape.Aloha,Brad Edited February 14, 2006 by Guest Added quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 i've heard if the PCP is too strong, you should take some LSD to mellow out.happy day, im wearing a red shirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 anyone wanna come over and hold my hair while I puke! That's romantic... no?It's too bad I didn't move in with you guys, I'd hold your hair if you were puking... Wanna come up to Waterloo? I think I'll be drinking at some point today... (Soon). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 sorry no pcp for me just all of LM's lucky lager....puking lucky! lucky puking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 I'm imagining some kind of line of "Skank" greeting cards, with one of the Valentine's Day ones having lines likeI pledge our loveIsn't a flukeAnd I swear To hold your hairWhile you pukeAloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 anyone wanna come over and hold my hair while I puke! That's romantic... no?Actually, that's how I met an ex-girlfriend. It might not have seemed so romantic while I was actually holding her hair, but it paid off in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 That's gonna make that nth anniverary re-creation of "the first time we met" kinda interesting, methinks...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 She's long gone. (As they say, girlfriends/wives come and go, but "exes" are forever.)My fiancee and I actually met when she was the Manager of a climbing gym where I worked. We started dating years later, though, after we "dognapped" an animal together. (It was really a "rescue operation" removing the dog from a crack-house to return her to her owner. One of the crack-heads used to be a normal guy who was married to a mutual friend of ours, and when she left him he wouldn't let her take the dog; as he preferred to keep the animal and neglect her.) Come to think of it, I don't think I want to re-enact that one, either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 a little v-day music for the peeps here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 to those who dig today, happy valentines day. to those who dont, itll be over soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 livingstoned sounds like your having a similar day as me... mind you im taking my mom to the movies first before getting loaded.,.. now thats romantic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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