Velvet Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 If I'm sober enough I always do a quick look behind me to see if I'm severely blocking anyone. At TulipFest this year at one point I joined a friend and a peek over my shoulder showed me I had stopped right in front of a guy in a wheelchair. Two steps to the left and it was all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 i witnessed a couple going at it sometime during the late 90s (i think) at a neil young concert at molson park... they were on a blanket and had another blanket over them... some idiot kept throwing stuff at them..as for tall guys, people can't help it if they're tall, nor should they be expected to be a 'nice guy' and move for shorter people... i think. if you're short, and there's a tall guy in front of you... MOVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatPhish Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 "The Pisser"My worse experience at a Phil show in Darrein Lake. I felt something wet hitting the back of my legs, thinking someone had spilled their drink I turned to give them an empathetic "that sucks" kinda look, only to catch a guy shaking off and zipping up. I was so shocked I could'nt even speak before he ran off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 wwwhhhhhhooooooaaaa I didn't want to mention that one and spark dark, loathsome memoriesworst concert experience ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 No kidding eh? The same "pisser" incident happened to Todd and I when we saw the Dead at Darien Lake. And we were in the stands. Buddy was just flying on something. After splashing us with his urine, he shrugged innocently and asked if he could have a toke off our doobie. I am always in for sharing, but I figured that was legitimate grounds for disqualification... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Buckeye Lake...pouring rain...freaks were pissing everywhere and the rain, the puddles made it doubly grosse and dirty....am i standing in a warm puddle of water or.....yuckeroos!One of many scenarios I saw...I was right up front when a girl lift her skirt and gleefully peed away....some folks shouldn't be allowed to do LSD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 aren't hippies just appalling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatPhish Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 the bathroom was literaly at the end of our row! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 hahaha...I think I'm pretty mellow about concert etty....if ya must touch-grab but don't grope...and no pissing or shitting where I'm dancing. Easy Breezy. Oh though I remember at a Phish show some dude behind me playing his harmonica full tilt along with the tunes...I did have something to say about that.ohmygawd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 as for tall guys, people can't help it if they're tall, nor should they be expected to be a 'nice guy' and move for shorter people... i think. if you're short, and there's a tall guy in front of you... MOVE! HALLELUIAH BIRDY!! however, I do hate audience percussionists, and clappers.. dont get me started maaaan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted May 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 I think most of us can agree that the tall thing is not really a reasonable complaint. If you can't see over someone, take a step to the left or right. If that someone was genetically prone to grow tall, he/she shouldn't be penalized by having to always stand at the back of the venue.What are we supposed to do? Line up the dance floor from shortest to tallest, beginning at the stage? Not practical.Now, "The Pisser" is another story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 STNMTN, I am confused between your reply and your signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted May 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 hahahaha! I thought of that; and you are correct.That signature is temporary; probably only for the next day or two. I should almost put a disclaimer there with it, because I don't feel the same way as the DJ who wrote that.I just think his conclusion is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afro poppa Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 (edited) whats deodorant? Edited May 31, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted May 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Booche:Signature colour duly altered to indicate the intended sarcasm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Signature colour duly altered to indicate the intended sarcasm... Buford T. Justice: This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 someone peed on my foot at big cypress, it was a girl. she just squatted right behind me and peed on my bag and my foot. unacceptable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afro poppa Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I wonder what causes someone to think its okay to pee on someone? I mean, I am pretty open minded but I like to pee on bushes...not people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoMack Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 You know what - I don't think the "player" gets a fair rap.I always look for cute girls to dance with. I don't grope them. And if I discover that they're actually with a guy I dance with him too. Have I met women this way? Yes. And it seems perfectly legitimate. I already know we're into the same things.Now if thats the only reason you go, thats a little different. But admiring beauty should be acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I wonder what causes someone to think its okay to pee on someone? i cant imagine what would possess anyone to drench someone in pee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 At Nirvana in Detroit in '93 my buddy got pissed on in the back of the mosh pit. He being this scrawny fella, turned around to see this big skin head type just pissing away all over his jeans. It was tight as fuck so he couldn't exactly move AT ALL and had to just shrug and turn back around. The way he told us the story after was hilarious... very ho-hum-ish. Anyways, that's the first I heard about someone peeing on someone else at a show! PS: It does suck really bad when you have to insanely pee but know you aren't making it anywhere near the proper facility! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggest Fan Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 I'm one of the tall guys up in the front... Anyways, while up in the front 'listening' to the music this guy is talking to someone on his two way... at the bar behind us. I feel like a rather large prick now but I 'danced' the guy back to his friend at the bar. When it comes to people 'upfront' B.S.ing, I can be a bit of a jerkoff. I am in recovery and have vowed that when in this situation again... I will move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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