paisley Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 aztec picture eyes... wherever I look I see dancing colored aztec pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 i'd just want to fly, it would really save alot of time on the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larry jr. Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 I think I'd like to be Plastic Man. If you think about it, you wouldn't really need to get up for long "stretches" of time (give it up for my cheesy puns). It sort of depends on how long I could stretch. Of course, think about the sexual prowess. I would be a god among men. Other than that, I would like to be able to burp out $100 dollar bills so I would never have to work. Many people would gather 'round, so I could have a little posse also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 I want to be immortal please. At least for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon. Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 to have LSD saliva.....and morphine sweat:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 I know it's cliche, but I'd like to be able to turn invisible at will. Along with the invisibility comes the power to be able to move through whatever I need to move though, as well as anything I am holding/carrying can also be invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 to be able to read women. I suck at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 I would like to shoot fire from my genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 I think MarcO nailed the door shut on this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted September 12, 2003 Report Share Posted September 12, 2003 I would be Super Hump Man. Inside a hump on my back, I would secretly store a vast multitude of musical instruments and sex toys, all of which I would consistently display a supreme skillfulness with and mastery of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briguy Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 Come on MarcO, Laurie told me you can already do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 I would like to have control over time and space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 I would like to be able to fill beer mugs and herb jars with the snap of a finger. Or maybe I could be the "K" man,flying aimlessly through the polluted city air with "K" crusties around my nostrils,looking for molly singing gotta jibbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisuta Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 I would have the ability to teleport myself and anyone or anything I am holding to any location in the world instantly. Who needs a car, eh? Or airplanes? I would be chillin' on a beach in Hawaii right now, and then I'd pop over to Italy for dinner tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon. Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 nice one esau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancingbear Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 to heal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 You mean, that thing I do with my tongue isn't a superpower? Golly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 quote:Originally posted by arcane: You mean, that thing I do with my tongue isn't a superpower? Golly. Superpower... superbpower... whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 I wish i had the power to sit through one new Santana song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 If I had a superpower it would obviously be to be able to Giv'er without pause or rest for all eternity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted September 13, 2003 Report Share Posted September 13, 2003 if you could pick any superpower, what would it be? i'd choose to be able to understand & speak all languages. i also officially dare y'all to top the best superpower i've heard yet.... to turn any situation in life into a musical at the snap of your fingers. hoooo boy, that's a doozy. bring it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aromatherapy Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 according to a strange dream i had the other night i can transform myself into an otter. go figure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 I wanna be a Transformer. I'd probably turn into a plane or some sort of fridge magnet. Either one will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 "What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes. How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... With mind bullets!!! That's telekinesis, Kyle. How 'bout the power to move you?" ...i would be Wonderboy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted September 14, 2003 Report Share Posted September 14, 2003 YES SHWA!!! im glad someone said it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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