Blane Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Dear Winter, Thanks for keeping your shitty mess over in North America. We've got enough to deal with over here without your snowstorms and sub-zero temperatures. I'll be thankful for this year's respite by spending time at the little beach beside my office next week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Who's got my heady government job in California? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Who's got my heady sugar daddy that lives somewhere warm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 P.S. Just to let the potential sugar daddies know, I'm cute and I cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 how many potential sugar daddies d'ya think are around these parts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celticwolfsun Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Dear Winter... sod off.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 I had to shovel snow off of the lower roof of our house today just to stop thinking about the 2-3 feet that had accumulated. Wanna know how I got up? Our ladder was buried in snow, I couldn't get out the window in the upstairs room because the snow was so high there, so I just walked on the snow piled up in our backyard and pulled myself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Winter will soon be a thing of the past for a few months anyway.I had a bluejay in my backyard yesterday and a yellow american finch...What a beautiful site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Dear Winter,you are so last season!I just bought a pair of sexy, strappy sandals, and YOU, winter, are cramping my style. Hit the road, biotch...and um, just go ahead and let the door hit your ass on the way out!See you on the fashion runways and ski hills in about 8 months, when you finally have something new and fresh to offer. For now, I'm tired of your repetitive and bland colour schemes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 I've officially hung up my shovels. Fuck that, i'm letting the Spring sun do it all for me now Anyone got a snowblower for me for next winter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Anyone got a snowblower for me for next winter?did you move to a place where snow falls or something? i thought you were in toronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Anyone got a snowblower for me for next winter? did you move to a place where snow falls or something? i thought you were in toronto. Nope, i'm a little further west in Oakville. Been getting a little bit more here as we're closer to that snow belt that rips through Buffalo/Hamilton We've driven home and literally hit a wall of snow a couple of times when we get to the edge of Mississauga and Oakville Hey, if I can get a snowblower it will ensure that it won't snow much anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 how many potential sugar daddies d'ya think are around these parts? :grin: P.S. i am quite ready for winter to eff - off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 i am quite ready for winter to eff - off. gasp! meggo! you used to be such a nice gal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Dear Winter,Welcome back! (Asshole) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Dear Winter,It's over. Please believe me when I tell you it's not you. It's me. I've started seeing someone else named Spring and I can see myself being with Spring for quite some time. You and I had some good times, and I will always remember you. You've truly been one of the best. But, I have to move on. I need to live my life. You can stay for the night, but please don't come around again. PT hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Dear winter,Keep up the good work and here's to deeper rivers to canoe this spring & summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 how close are we to breaking the record anyway? think it'll happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 think it'll happen?If we haven't broken it yet, I doubt we will, just because that'd be the capper to a really frustrating winter: tons of snow, but not quite a new record amount.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 i did some looking yesterday - Ottawa had enough snow on Dec 31 to break Toronto's all time record (207 cm). Ottawa averages 235 cm, more than Toronto's record.Quebec City and a lot of the maritimes are probably smashing ottawa's totals for the year.we have 17.4 cm to go, to tie the record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Hey winter, Go fuck yourself. Signed, Booche and Douglas' abode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Dear winter,Keep up the good work and here's to deeper rivers to canoe this spring & summer.Take me with you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Thank you for the good conditions. Tremblant will be excellent on Sunday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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