peipunk Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 THese are the stories you'll tell your grandkids 'ersh cock and balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 they gotta grow up sometime...might as well instill Kruger's god-like stature early in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Well... Chad Kroeger... I think he's a genius.I ran into Chad a few times over the weekend... and all times were quite strange. But... he was actually a really nice guy. Eccentric and confident as hell... and it's hard not to stare at his cock and balls... but, generally a nice dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 ... and it's hard not to stare at his perfect blonde locks...So the carpet matches the drapes, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I got a kick out of this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 ... and it's hard not to stare at his perfect blonde locks... So the carpet matches the drapes' date=' eh?[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Fuck Y'All. You know who sucks? Deisel Dog. Huge. Goats. And all those other so-called jambands in this dead scene. Nickelback are balls to the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayr Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 I got a kick out of this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ&feature=relatedWhy do I get the feeling that he was expecting a different answer when he asked the crowd: "Do we have any Nickelback fans in Portugal?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Nickelback are balls to the chin.agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ersh Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Well... more Nickleback fun for me. As it turns out, we show up in Minneapolis last night... knowing that Nickleback was in town that night... but not realising until we got to our venue they we were right across the street from the Target Centre where they were playing. So our drummer put a call in to Mike Kroeger to let them know we were right across the way... Mike gets back to us and says we've all got super AAA vip passes to their show. Their security guy runs the passes over to our bus.. we eat shittty hard rock cafe fajitas for dinner, and head over to their show around 8:45... We walk in and immediately see the band walking to the side stage about to go on... Chad greets us and says, pretty genuinely that it was great that we could make it to the gig. "Get up front boys and put your fuckin' plugs in!!" he says. So now I'm essentially on stage... in a sunk down vip section just off stage left... about 15 feet from centre stage... let the hilarity begin. Watching this show was like watching a car crash, I just couldn't look away or fathom what was actually going on. It started out with a countdown and some huge explosions, with the band launching into "Something in your mouth". But then Chad starts talking between songs... and I swear he spent 1/3 of the show talking... just absolute bullshit too. Stuff like "Imagine if the city of Minneapolis banned getting laid... man... guys would be burning their asses off to get out of town!" "I feel like agameshow host up here... YOU WON A NEW CARRR!!!!!!!", "Man, that Sean from Seether is a real cock smoker... I'm gonna ten guys in sailor suits to huddle around him and rub their junk all over him, then his mom can check it out on youtube!" He invited an 8 year old kid on stage for "rockstar", after calling him a motherfucker a few times and telling him he'd put him on the payroll so he could get uncle Chad beers and twist him up a few. "That's why I've never had kids! They'd have taken them away lonnng ago. In fact, you've probably got and ounce tucked in your pants there little guy.... that's how you could afford that diamond earring you got there!!" he kid's mom was swooning too. They had the crew come out with these t-shirt shooting guns and, after talking about for 10 minutes, launched bundled up shirts to the top back row of place... insanely far.... while the band riffed on Metallica's "Sad But True" We only stayed for and hour and a half because we had to go play our own gig... but man... what a fuckin site. Chad has absolutely no class... and the people there loved it. LOVED IT! The music was definately these least important part of the show... I mean.. they did 4 ballads in row... all about family and caring and shit... and then in between he talked about getting laid in his bus and drinking beer jamming to country music... then a nother ballad, then more low class ranting. It was like watching a wrestling match. But... they entertained the shit of the sold out 16,000 or so people that were there. Including me... I was in complete disbelief. Chad even came over and did some crotch thrusts for us during a solo... laughing a big toothy goofy grin the whole time. I'm pretty sure it was the craziest, most over the top rock show I've ever seen... crazy lights, massive pyro, giant screens, multi level stages.... Just thought I'd share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 whatthehellwe need more of your road stories on this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 The Trews: Behind the Music Forum, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 whatthehellwe need more of your road stories on this site.2nded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booches sista Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 (edited) whatthe hell we need more of your road stories on this site. 2nded! Thirded...but a little more judgmental please. Although I can appreciate that you wouldn't want a Paris/Lindsay type bitch fight going on. Not that you couldn't take Goldilocks...I'm sure you could. Edited April 9, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 That was really great. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Post of the year, 'ersh– keep rockin it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 That's the 10th best post this year, the first nine are from Basher and involve lots of Phish-worshipping and one about the Blue Jays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 LOL Jaimoe....That was indeed a great story from 'ersh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Figured this was the thread for this...How Bad Can It Be?: “Nickelback: Live at Sturgis 2006″http://popdose.com/how-bad-can-it-be-nickelback-live-at-sturgis-2006/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlphaNerd Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 That was terrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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